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Stella Awards

Around The World IV

Stella Awards

submitted by Marie Boden

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Subject: Stella awards


It's time again for theannual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with
these awards, they are namedafter 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot
coffee on herself andsuccessfully sued the McDonald's in New  Mexico where
she purchased the coffee. You remember,she took the lid off the coffee and
put it between her knees while she wasdriving. Who would ever think one
could get burned doing that, right?
That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts
inthe U.S.You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head.
So keep your head scratcher handy.

Here are the Stella's for the past year:

7TH PLACE:
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by ajury of her
peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who wasrunning inside
a furniture store. The store owners were understandablysurprised by the
verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.

6TH PLACE:
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plusmedical expenses
when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord.Truman apparently
didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car whenhe was trying to
steal his neighbor's hubcaps. Â Go ahead, grab your headscratcher.

5TH PLACE:
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania, who was leaving ahouse he had
just burglarized by way of the garage.
Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned
andhe could not get the garage door to open.
Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage
tothe house locked when Dickson pulled it shut Forced to sit for eight,
count'em, EIGHT, days on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he
suedthe homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish.
Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000
forhis anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish. Â Keep
scratching.There are more...
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4TH PLACE:
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the
Stella'swhen he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten
on thebutt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was
on a chainin its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he
asked forbecause the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at
the time ofthe butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into
the yard andrepeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun. Â Grrrrr... Scratch,
scratch.


3RD PLACE:
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvaniabecause a jury ordered a
Philadelphiarestaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled
soft drink andbroke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the
floor: Ms. Carson hadthrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an
argument. What everhappened to people being responsible for their own
actions? Â Â Scratch, scratch, scratch. Hang in n there; there are only two
moreStellas to go...


2ND PLACE:
Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in anearby
city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knockingout her
two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through
theladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said
thenight club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go
figure.



1ST PLACE:Â (May I have a fanfare played on 50 kazoos please)
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski,
ofOklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-footWinnebago motor home.
On her first trip home, from an OU football game, havingdriven on to the
freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly leftthe driver's
seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich.
Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned.
Alsonot surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the
owner'smanual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the
cruisecontrol was set.
The Oklahomajury awarded her, are you sitting down, $1,750,000 PLUS a new
motor home.Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this
suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinskihas any relatives who might also buy a
motor home.

Are we, as a society, getting more stupid...?

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Around The

World IV

by Jim Fox

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I'm in Kathryn, AU; waiting for a bus to continue across the north of
Australia. On a very slow local Internet terminal ($6/hr). Not much time.

Yesterday after 48-hours by bus from Brisbane to Katherine, I've spent
1-day R&R here. Today I'll bus on, 24 hours to Boome, on the west coast.

Here in Kathrine it is extremely hot and humid. 38-dec C (105-deg F). We had a shower last night that turned to steam, without satisfying the
local people. In 1998 the deep gorge nearby actually flooded, but due to
el Nino cycles, these years are drouth.

All across the north has been uniformly scrubby almost desert (well
actually it's had tropical brush-trees -- ranging from rare bushes to
bush-forests 20-ft tall). This IS part of the "Outback" which is an apt
term. (80% of the people live on the urban, modern, dense East Coast.)
And MUCH of the way has had termite mounds. mud towers, typically 2-ft high, almost everywhere along the road. Greyhound busses are huge
cruisers, in very good condition. Roads are typically 2-lane hard
surface, (Multilane, Motorways back in the urban East Coast cities).
Here they have "Road Trains." Tractor-trucks pulling up to four large
trailers -- maybe 100-plus feet long !!!

Time is all confused. A friend writes it's Thanksgiving. I figured today
is the 23rd, 2-more days to go??? Duhhh? It's a US holiday, unknown
here. (Finding Christmas stuff already in stores in this heat is
confusing enough.)


So, let me celebreate Thanksgiving with all my friends. I'm truly
thankful for being able to experience all that I have. This trip is

simply a celebration of many adventures. I've been lucky to have taken the road less traveled, and that's made all the difference (Robt. Frost).

Up here in northern Australia, is my first significant exposture to the
Aboriginal People. Very dark, extremely strong featured people with a very independent attitude. Some are well integrated into modern
Australian society; yet many are very independently living on the
fringes. Though, as with everything I'm only surfing the thin surface as
I fly through. Kathrine is a small very "frontier" town, 5-hours south
of Darwin, not unlike many in our remote West.

I saw some Didigeredoos (which I learned to play years ago), in a local
Art Shop. But at $250, cost too much; and are too big to carry for
2-more months. And I really doubt that they are really local (some were
made of bamboo???).

Well, Austrailia is truly huge, bigger than Europe, almost the size of
the US. It's like landing on the East Coast and thinking I'll take the
bus or train to go see Seattle and San Francisco. Duhhhh !!! Summer heat
overwhelms the afternoons here, so I'll be glad to be traveling south
down the west coast. My expected 2-day train from Perth, back east to a
friend in Adelaide, will be across true (sandy) desert, they say.

Best to all, And thanks for being.
--jim

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Around The World III

Long Before I met You

WHats New?

?????

Bodens Blog is!

How many of you are asking, what is a Blog?  A blog is a place where you can write comments, start a conversation, ask questions, talk about how bad Bailey is, anything at all! It is open to everyone. Everyone can read what you write and everyone can answer your questions or statements etc. It is an on going page of peoples comments and stuff.

We will still take email and stories through email if you want it published but the blog is just a faster way to communicate. Just remember this is a family website so lets keep it clean because kids do get on here and read stuff.

So lets have fun!!!

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For Sale

by Bill

Dry Wall Lift, $350.00

nedobs@udata.com

Senco screw gun used once $70.00 dollars and a box of screws.

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Bostich Coil Framing nailer $150.00 Dollars used once.

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Around the World III

by Jim Fox

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G'day Mates.

  From a good Internet Cafe in a very busy noisy Backpacker Hostel in Brisbane Australia, -- after two long overnight train rides from
Melbourne to Sidney to here. They say the East Coast is where 80% of
Australians live. So far, the major cities are like big modern coastal
cities everywhere. A bit overwhelming; I can't even scratch the surface
-- and they are busy, exciting interesting, tiring and expensive.

Backpacker travel is very strong here, with extensive facilities
catering to inexpensive (youth) travel. Dorm rooms are very common. However, to me a hotel is a place to rest and recover, not party. So, I've been getting single rooms, even if the bath may be shared, down the hall. Tonight is $100 (pvt bath), somewhat over my expected budget; but
I need real rest.

Australia (urban) is not inexpensive. It's as up-to-date as anywhere and
has a good healthy economy -- even as their politicians argue about it.
Though even that observation from occasional teevey is suspect. I'm very afraid of my first impressions here; I'm finding Australia increasingly vast and complex. I've met the rough Aussies, and here today, folks seem much more urban. It's all quite culturally diverse with a dynamic racial mix. The language has varied from unintelligible Aussie-Slang and accent, to what I consider "normal."

Outside of the cities, the East Coast (from the over-night trains),
seems very green and more populated sub-urban or forest, than
agricultural. I seen some farms (cleared from forest), but nothing like New Zealand's sheep, cattle or vineyards everywhere. "Mountains" have been relatively low forested "badlands" with rocky canyons. Closer to the coast, much of the land is low rivers, marshes, lakes and bays; with many boats and houses where there is solid land. Forests and native trees seem strange to me, like umbrellas, sensuous trunks and branches with leaves mostly on the upper and outer reaches. It's what I picture in African Savanna (?).

Yesterday, I had the day in Sidney with it's famous Harbor. I checked my bags and still tired from the night on the train, took a random city-bus
stopping at the harbor. The Contemporary Arts Museum had an exciting show {Judith Rudd, Two-Bodies?} and a related floor of exhibits by artists that had been influential to her -- it made a nice contrast and tie-in.

The famous concrete shell "Opera House" was okay; though I was most impressed by some of many minor structural details. While cities are structurally "Old-British" (reminding me of London) much of the newer and current architecture is very innovative and exciting. Public
transportation is excellent -- even though the number of private systems is confusing. Melbourne never destroyed their urban-tram system, positioning them now very well for the future. Downtown electric trolley-cars are on every other street.

But I feel I've only seen snapshots; so little of so much. Cities are
frustrating, because they are so busy and extensive -- and in their way
too much the same.

So tomorrow I'm heading out, by Greyhound Bus. Heading west into the great "Outback" and the empty desert of their far West. I'll be riding a bus some 8,000-km (100-hours) across the hot north, and then south,
along the far west coast to Perth. (Remember, here in the southern
hemisphere, we are in Summer; and south is cool, north is tropical.).
It's hard to keep thinking left is right (traffic especially).

Finally, I expect I'll take the train back across the south to see a
friend, before the final train north up the center, to my departure from
Darwin (another 7,000-km, 100-hrs).

Best to all,
--jim

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Long Before I Met You

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Long Before I Met You

----Before the sound of your name ever touched my lips, I knew your gentle soul, long before I met you.

----Before your handsome face ever crossed paths with the gaze of my eye, I knew your rugged exterior, long before I met you.

----And long before I met you, I heard you whisper softly in my ear, "I have been waiting for you and I cannot wait until the day when we begin our journey together.

Title: Long Before I Met You

Date: October 19, 2004

Author: Jennifer Lynn Morris

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BodensOnline Meeting

by Staff

Marion, Ohio (BP)

The Bodensonline Web Masters had a meeting Friday January 18. Starting around lunch time at a deli here in Marion where the sandwiches were pretty good, we laid out a few plans and thoughts.

One thing we added was the Blog or guest book. we added a countdown timer to Laurie's wedding and we are asking you for idea's on archiving our editions. Our current method has the ability to "lose"  pages while moving.

We also want your ideas and things you would like to see here on the site.

Kelly and Ryan along with Abby arrived for a little entertainment of karaoke and drinks after the work session.

What would you like to see on our web?

Contact Bob or Scott

Thank you!

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Around The World II

The Best Things In Life

 

Hey Folks, I am Back!

by Scott Boden

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Did you miss me? I really didn't go anywhere. I have been very busy though. Business has taken some time this week (tax time) and I am just worn out. Nichole and I worked this week at a local school on one of our video security systems installs , and had to change out a video board.

We also have another new writer, Jennifer Morris. She has written some poems for us and I find these to be very good. Her style is warm and thoughtful. You will enjoy her work. Thank you Jennifer for allowing us to

publish your visions and insights.

We have another Around the World  narrative from Jim Fox. I enjoy his writing skills and views. Very upbeat and profound. I will have to putt his stories on more often as I have 32 plus editions waiting for me to publish.

There will be some changes coming to our site soon, and hopefully without any problems or down time. You will have to wait and see what they will be.

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Around the World II

by Jim Fox

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New Zealand has been a wonderful surprise. I first started thinking
about it several years ago when talking with someone who had lived and
worked here. It's fastinated me ever since. It will be my furthest
travel south -- ever (unless I go to Anarctica). New Zealand consists of
two rather large islands, volcanic origin, but mostly covered in rich
green vegetation.

I flew into Auckland, the largest city at the north end, and then took
buses (2-days) south (with a ferry across the gap between Islands), to
Christchurch. I could have gone another day south, but had no time.
Tomorrow I'll fly on to (Melbourne) Australia for 3-weeks.

As said, NZ has been a wonderful surprise; I love it. It is as modern as
anywhere, yet has very diverse terrain. There are ocean beaches, lots of
agriculture, volcanic mountains, inland lakes, and snow-capped serious
alpine regions. Most of the land is volcanic dust base, though there has
to be limestone somewhere, because there are caves.

As for the infrastructure, there are more similarities to the US, than
there are differences across the US. I feel totally at home -- "it would
take 1-week to adapt, and years to explore." I can't think of any
"stuff" that I can't find here. All the expected stores, facilities or
whatever are here -- only the names are different. Oh there are a few
international (US) chains (McDs, KFC, BurgerKing, Starbucks, Subway,
JennyCraig) -- but that's about it. All the rest seem local (or from
other commonwealth spheres?).

They say there are only 4-million people here. I'm surprised. There are
also some 60-million sheep and/or cattle. I believe it. Much of the
country is green-grass pasture. All "free-range," as opposed to feed-lot
(I've seen no hay or corn). Good healthy agriculture dominates the
countryside.

Except for mountainous "park" areas, most of the native flora has been
either logged off or converted to European species. Some is good; others
are bad. We passed a zone of mountains completely covered with golden
yellow "Scotch-broom" -- invasive and totally dominant.Immigration is
extremely sensitive now about travelers bringing in more new problems.

Weather is supposedly "Spring changing to Summer." Well, it has been
Windy, Cold and Showers -- quite variable, due to these being relatively
small islands in a big ocean. I am so glad I brought a fleece jacket
(and today my rain/wind-shell). Yesterday on the road north of
Christchurch, we had hail. Two nights I heard, the wind howling outside
my hotel room. They say "Yes it's a cold period; it should be warmer."
They are also aware of climate change factors. Here, skin cancer has
increased, possibly due to Ozone-Hole effects. (They are concerned.)

Culturally, much here is old-British. Everyone speaks "English" -- sort
of. Frankly, I may only understand

maybe 80%, missing much, especially
when overhearing people talking among themselves. It's as if I'm
partially deaf, I hear the sounds, they sound familiar (not foreign),
but they convey no meaning.

One lady (80-years young) on one bus, was extremely well read. In
addition to giving me a running history along the way, she caught most
of my US references, and quizzed me about those she missed. Her primary
base reference was her WW-II period with the Allied effort in the Pacific.

The NZ tourism is extremely active, both going and coming. NZ (and
Australian) youth are very world aware and well traveled. Hostels are
quite common and cheap ($25 for a dorm bed). We need to get our youth
out into the ever shrinking world -- or we're going to continue to be
left behind. (The world may well be moving on without us.)

Adventure sports are heavily promoted by the tourism industry here.
There's the expected treking, river-rafting, and scuba-diving; but also
in Auckland you can sky-dive, bungie-dive off the 1000-ft Sky-tower,
climb it's top radio-tower, "climb" a route up the Bay-bridge, or rappel
down the outside of several buildings. Hmmmm.

All that indicates a spirit of independence, free-thinking, adventure
and taking command. I see the same in more subtle engineering designs,
for example. Yes, the Brits and Scots stole the land when they invaded
and conquored 200-years ago; but they have transformed these islands
into an agriculturally rich and totally modern place. As I say, I could
adapt in a week, and take several years to explore. In 4-days I've
adjusted to cars driving the left side of the road). But in 5-days I've
barely seen the surface; it demands a real visit.

Right now I'm in a very nice Internet Cafe in the center of Christchurch
(at NZ$4/hr = US$2.50/hr). As I say, tourism is highly developed. Last
night the bus arrived late; but no hostels had single rooms. It was
raining, so I took a nice hotel on the square (bargained down from
US$140 to $80).Tonight I'm at the YMCA (single room, shared bath US$40).
If I'm to travel for 3-months, I must control daily expenses -- which
should become less as I migrate from here towards the Indian Subcontinent.

Well, gotta go. I'll must catch a 3:am shuttle to the airport for a 6:am
flight. (Poor planning I'd say !!). Oh well, crossing the Date-Line cost
me one day of my life on this planet; but traveling west does let me
sleep later every time I move.

Best wishes to all, it's going great.

--jim

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The Best Things In Life

----I tightly clutched his hand, as we walked out of the feed mill.

----He then reached for his wallet and paid Mr. Grove, his bill.

----As we walked down the steps and toward the truck, on the ground he saw a five dollar bill and some change.

----I was only five years old and to me, what he did next, seemed to be really strange.

----He picked up every penny, along with the five dollar bill.

----He walked up the steps and back inside the mill.

----The entire time, I was thinking of all the candy that money could have bought.

----Little did I know that day, my Dad taught me quite a lot.

----As cliche, as this may sound, the best things in life, really do come free.

----And one of the most important of which is honesty.

Title: The Best Things In Life

Date: May 20, 1997

Author: Jennifer Lynn Morris

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

 

 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'Hunting Flies' he responded.

'Oh!  Killing any?' she asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.



Intrigued, she asked, 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

 

Beef, the other right meat! Some say beef must have fat for flavor. I don't think that is true. I think fat gives a Porterhouse a greasy feel and taste. Beef in itself, has the flavor we seek in a steak.

If what I said is true, then the opposite of above would be better. Lean. Lean, red and marbled, (dark red spots or brownish) not pounded but trimmed.

Butchers will leave fat on the edges and the heaver gristle just for the weight for the sale. You want to prepare your steaks several hours ahead of time by setting your steaks out hours before you grill. If you need to trim, trim right before grilling while it is room temp.

I know what you are thinking, that, that can not be good for you, to leave your steak on the counter. Well unless you have a dog like Bailey or Fefe, put those steaks out on the counter until they become room temperature.

What this will do for you is soften the meat. Tenderize it some. It also, will leave the juices, (blood) to un clot if you will.

The key to a juicy steak is a very hot grill. You want to sear the outside of the meat, and then on my grill anyway, the temperature will drop during the cooking process. Start at 600 degrees or better if your grill will reach higher temps.

Now the spices:

I start with some Olive Oil. Put a thin coat on each side of the steak. And then shake some of my favorite spice.

But just enough for a dusting, unless you want it tangy.

Then add

Pepper Corn Melange. This is a five

blend of, well, pepper corns. Now it is different than regular pepper. It is a different taste altogether. As table pepper goes, this is deeper, richer, hotter, and heartier mixed together so a little goes a long way. Grind half as much as you would use table pepper or black pepper until you get used to it. It is way better. And before you know it, you will miss it.

Robyn told me for my birthday, I could go anywhere for my dinner. To save money and to have an equal or better steak dinner, instead of Hyde Park Steak House, I chose, my kitchen. I grilled Porterhouse Steaks, cooked French Onion Soup, French Fry's deep fried in Peanut Oil,

Breaded Shrimp deep fried in veg oil, and   Salad and rolls.

Fry's in peanut oil is awesome. I have not tried shrimp in peanut oil, as I use two deep fryers, one for fishes and one for non fishes. But I will try it someday.

The deep fryer I want costs around 200 bucks, and has two wells. Robyn found a single well pro fryer for 1/4 the price and gave it to me tonight. It is great!

This meal costs around $12.00 a head (10 oz Porterhouse steaks), not counting the costs of peanut oil, spices etc. Which is way better than $65.00 a head at Hyde Park. But Hyde Park is a must do at least once a year.

This is 5 STAR

30 minute cook/prep time, Turn on oven, grill and deep fryers and start soup on low. When rolls go in, 12 min bake time, fries take 4 min steaks up to 10 min. This will be fast, so make salads before rolls go in......

Todays Comics submitted by Brenda   Thank you Dear!

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Big Damn Storm

Computer Crash

Computer Crash

by Scott Boden

My Computer crashed. All emails were saved to that hard drive but most of my files are on a portable disc, so at least I have those.  For what ever reason my keyboard on my laptop just stopped working.

Acer says it has to be sent in to be repaired.  THat really bums me out.

I am now using my old laptop that is slower and it takes forever to edit this website.  I have lost several issues or editions while using my Acer due to locking up and as I edit live, I lose whatever I have open or am writing.

I cannot rewrite something after I have written it down once. I don't have the patience for that. I can only write once when I am lucky to do that.

I will be adding a' for sale page' and in addition to a link, when I show a picture of something for sale on (this) page, you can click that picture to get to details and who is selling it.

Editions may be slow for awhile but I will work on it as I can.

Thanks everyone, Scott

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by Scott Boden

As you all know, I like good food. I like eating at different restaurants and if nothing else, finding dishes better or equal to what I can cook myself.

Well, let me tell you about my Tin Duck experience. As we were walking into the place, Robyn said "Wouldn't it be nice to have good food and good service at the same time"?  I just laughed.

Knowing damn well, that was not going to happen, we entered the the eatery. We were seated at a table beside the doorway to the kitchen. Damn, I thought, their first move and we were in the shipping lane.

Our waitress came to our table quick enough; she wanted our drink order. I ordered a Pepsi, Robyn ordered an ice tea and our friend wanted to know what a Woodchuck Amber Cider was and if it had alcohol.

The waitress simply didn't know and said as much. But she talked her way through by reasoning and said in fact it does not have alcohol because it must be cider. My friend then asked her if she was sure because the item is on the drinks menu page and when the waitress saw that, she then changed her mind and said yes, it did have alcohol.

We asked her about the fish and chips meal too and if they had malt vinegar. She said no they did not have malt vinegar as she had never heard of it. The waitress leaves to get our drinks and I knew this girl is B.S. I knew then this meal would be one for the records.

As another waitress walked by, we asked her about the malt vinegar and she looked at us funny and said "Why yes, we have that for our fish and chips!"

Our waitress returns with our drinks and takes Robyn's order, then our friends and and I ask if I could have a couple more minutes. She said she would return.

By now the hostess noticed how much time had passed and came to our table to see if everything was ok and we told her about our waitress being untrained and not knowing the menu.

A few minutes later, out came the food. Robyn got hers, our friend got the fish and I got nothing, as no one took my order.

Everyone would be done eating before I would get my food. We all just started laughing. Robyn was half way through her main dish when I got my salad. The Manager is now our server, as the hostess notified him of our doomed meal experience. He brought out my food as fast is it could be prepared; my food went to the top of the list.

After a few minutes, Robyn saw my veggies and wanted a dish and the manager went and got her a dish. After we had eaten he asked if we wanted a dessert and as usual we said no thanks,

and then the hostess ask us the same thing, and then as the manager walked by we changed our minds and wanted the menu to see what the desserts were.

We did order a Chocolate Cobbler. Ohhhhh Myyyy. It was good. It is a thick brownie cake thing with ice cream. Awesome. Robyn and I ate the whole thing.

I was stuffed. The Manager then came to our table, and told us he was sorry for the problems we experienced and hoped we would return another time to give them another chance and that he would take care of our bill. Not just my food, but the whole table. Everything was on the house.

Now, this is a restaurant. The food is good, not good like my food, but good enough to eat out and not spend $60 plus a head. I give them FOUR STARS for food and a FIVE STARS for service.

I would recommend The Tin Duck Tavern to my friends and family. The only thing about the building I didn't like is the fact that everything echoes and it is hard to hear across the table, at least in the shipping lane.

 

by Scott Boden

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Big Damn

Storm

by Scott Boden

The end of January is here. It took 31 days to have that happen. 11 of those 31 days, I spent working on my all time favorite PC fixing this or re-setting that. The screen would lock up, and I would lose a complete edition, after I have spent hours working on it.

I suppose, I have lost at least 5 editions over the last 11 days because my laptop decided to do things on its own. That is when the storm started. All my email, and stories that have been sent in are lost, and recovery is out of the question unless, Acer can fix it because I have to send it back to them.

I am sooooo upset. Bill, Jen, I need you to resend the emails as I have set up another laptop to use while my ACER gets repaired.

Storms come in all sizes. Today, the weather channel said a winter storm is coming and we are in line for some snow. We are under a winter storm warning because of 2-4 inches of snow.

Now, I am not sure of this as I do not really watch the weather channel very often, only when I need to be outside to work, but 2 to 4 inches is not what I would call a winter storm. Cold temperatures of course does not mean a winter storm to me either because I think anything under 45 is too cold for me. Add a little wind, and poof, its time for a fire, and electric blanket or a crawl in bed and sleep till' spring.

No, really!

I am starting to think that the weather channel cries wolf! The winter storm warning started 2 days ago and I have not heard anything yet that alarms me! It's as if they are trying to make snow falling something to be afraid

of and peril is coming.

Storms come in all sizes tho, Comcast seen a 75 year old woman raise some hail. She had Comcast come to her home and install cable vision, internet and phone. Well it didn't work. So she and her husband went to the Comcast office to complain and they made these folks wait over two hours and then the manager just left without seeing the couple.

Mrs Shaw, went home and got her hammer and went back to Comcast and she hammered Comcast's phones and keyboards.  She was arrested of course, but Comcast had to fix her stuff. Way to go Mrs Shaw. I bet that $2500.00 fine was worth it!

She is proud of what she had done, as well as her church. The church made t-shirts with her picture with the slogan of "Brains and Backbone". Comcast, Verizon, Time Warner, Columbia Gas, all of you consumer dependant establishments, must beware, we are all sick of you. One day, you won't be like you are!

Wouldn't it be cool if we did not need this stuff or if it was just reasonable in price. But it is way out of control and these companies just take advantage of all of us. It is time to change this around. Anyone have any ideas?

 

by Scott Boden

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Never Choke in a restaurant in the South

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is s o shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people,
like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is cooked
thoroughly but not dried out. Give this a try.

BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN

6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the
oven.
Listen for popping sounds.
When the chicken's tail blows the oven door open and the chicken
flies across the room, it is done.

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Dut Buys First Car

Around The World V

Dut Buys First Car

by Scott Boden

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I will bet, everyone remembers their first car. I remember mine. I saved up $50.00 to buy mine. It was a 1966 Custom 500. 4 door. 289 engine two barrel carb. Blue with blue cloth interior.

Had to do tune ups, set points and plugs, pack bearings once a year. All the things you no longer have to do to a car.

I saved $34.00 for a 8 track stereo. It was the stuff. I had to wad up some paper to force in one side of the 8 track tape so it wouldn't drag, because if it dragged, sometimes it would pull the tape into the machine and it was a SOB to rewind an 8 track.

Things have changed since then quite a bit. $50.00 cars are no longer

available, not too sure a 289 is? Thank God 8 tracks are over because now in the space an 8 track would take, you could put 1000 or so micro sd cards that would hold more music than you could listen to in a life time and NOT hear the same song twice.

Dut saved since September for his car, and it has 88,000 miles on it which is just broke in now a days and it has a CD player.  He bought a  Saturn SL2, 4 door, dark green (my favorite color), and he paid alot more for it than I paid for mine. The seats fold down and has a huge trunk. Which is great for sound.

Ohhhhhh to be young again. Your own car teaches alot of life in a short amount of time doesn't it?

Congratulations Dustin.

Dustin's Saturn SL2

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Around The World V

by Jim Fox

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Right mow I am a bit bumbed. Last night the bus was cold enough to
require my fleece jacket for pillow and a shield from the cold A/C draft
on my neck. I also have a mild sore throat comes and goes.

Yet today in Broome, (NW Coast) it's hotter than hell and twice as
humid. I'm barely existing. The bus dropped us off downtown -- no
terminal, no booking agency -- Lotsa luck, and drove off.

Actually worse than that. One guy who seemed to know where he was going, caught a ride with them to their fueling station, near the Kimberly Klub. I took a chance and went with them, while half a dozen others sat looking through their minimal Lonely Planet Guidebook.

Dumb me, at the BP gas-station I chickened out and took a taxi back to the tourist bureau for recommendations ==> They recommended: "Kimberly
Klub." Duhh. "Best and cheapest "backpacker" accomodation." So, I
dragged myself and my stuff back out several blocks (getting lost,
soaked in sweat). It's the (AYH/HI Hostel) and is excellent; but, no
room in the inn. So, tonight is my first six-man "dorm" with shower down
the hall. ($22/night). Hey, that's just fine with me.

I took the city bus out to the fantastic 5-km long beautiful blue-sea,
white-sand Cable Beach. THAT'S what this place is famous for -- and
rightly so. It is an awesome Pacific beach. Trouble is it's just so damn
hot (and humid).

Back in town, most of the many tourist shops were closed (Saturday). I'm back at the hostel, lots of life in the background. Mostly youthful, but a fair number of us older folks. I can handle it.

Oh, Northwest Australia -- last night (20-hrs) on the overnight bus: If
the last (what is it, 5-days?) was uniform scrub with termite-mounds,
and a few rolling hills or minor rock escarpments and old butes; this
latest sector is the same except absolutely flat, edged by a fantastic
ocean beach. I'm on the West Coast from here on.

Along the way the comment was made that there are lots of mines, and unlimited iron-ore (some uranium) in Australia. Some red rock does look like pure iron. I believe it, I see a number of 4-trailer, ore-hopper "Road-Trains" on the sparcely traveled 2-lane highway. Oh, yesterday we passed Western Austrailia quarantine, (like California) NO fruits, nuts, meat or crane toads are allowed in.

With no local travel agencies open, I confirmed my next segment online:
Broome > Perth for tommorrow, which will almost use up my 8,000-km (5,000-mi) Bus pass. I just want to get out of here, back "south" where it should be cooler.

Oh, news of the US is negligible. Newspapers seem to be "tabloid" style and quality. I read that Condi is trying to solve the Israel-Palistine
problem? -- Good Grief; are we still trying to do that? Though, US
financial stories do headline in the relatively better local (S&P/AUX)
Financial News.

Tomorrow, mushin on, soaking wet with sweat.
--jim

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BLOND JOKES  

A Blonde's Year in Review

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said
"2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid
phone!!!

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

submitted by Marie Boden

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Check It Out!

Be patient folks, there is some bugs, but it works and we will fix the bugs!

 

Anything can go into a burrito. Tonight I made steak and egg burrito's. Using my favorite steak spice along with a dash of cumin poured into a bowl.

 

Dicing up some cherry tomatoes, Onions and some red, yellow and orange bell peppers,

adding that to the bowl, I took two eggs and beat or blended with a wire wisp and poured into the bowl of spices and diced vegetables.

Cumin goes along way. Cumin is the basic flavor of taco's and it can be very strong, so a dash is all you need to get an authentic taste to this dish.

I like to use fresh home made authentic flour tortilla's but they are hard to find and I do not have a good recipe to make them. So if anyone has a recipe for flour tortilla's, please send it to me.

Grilling some flat iron steaks, seasoned with just salt and pepper, I sliced and diced these up and set aside after grilling.

Take the egg mix and cook like you would scrambled eggs but you need to cook untill it looks dried out because cooked eggs in a burrito shell will become a little drippy or runny while you are eating them.

Now take the flour tortilla's and either lay on the grill to heat up or set in a cast iron skillet, take them and spread some sour cream and then meat and eggs, cheese and Pace Picante Sauce.

Roll into burrito's and reheat to melt cheese and serve.

Add fresh dried hot peppers to taste!

A Room In Your Mind

by Jennifer Lynn Morris

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----There in the dark and lonely room, silence is the loudest sound.

----The clock on the wall does not matter, for there is no place to go and time owes nothing to the past, present or future.

----A kind word from anyone would serve, as a window and the window would allow sunlight to splash about the dark and lonely room.

----Sunlight can cheer up most anyone's day, for the sunlight makes the birds sing and the children play.

----Once you have all of this, there is a place to go and that clock begins to dance again with time.

----That once dark and lonely room, so silent, is now a stranger to your mind.

Title: A Room In Your Mind

Date: March 23, 1994

Author: Jennifer Lynn Morris

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Check your drivers license

by Marie Boden

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This is very upsetting, so I decided to pass it  on:

      Check your drivers license.. You can now see anyone's Drivers License  on the Internet, including your own! just searched for mine and there it  was . Picture and all!. Thanks Homeland Security, where is our  right  to privacy?

      I removed mine and suggest you do the same .. go  to the web site and check it out. Just enter your Name, City and State to  see if yours is on  file. After your license comes on the screen, click the  box marked "Please Remove".

This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.
     

http://www.license.shorturl.com/

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