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================================================================ My Artical gets Yanked!!! (Ken Gets a New One) by Scott Boden Replaced with one from Jill ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Jill Has Something to Say! by Jill Boden ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone who knows me could probably guess that I am a person who takes most
things in stride, and doesn't get upset about too many things. But people
also know that when I reach my limit, I blow. I blew this week. Let me tell you why. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From the Editor My story was for laughs only and I did tell Ken about it. I asked him if it was funny and he said "It is funny" and laughed with me! So I published it! Sorry Jill if I upset you! ~Scott __________________________________________ BLOND JOKE
by Marie Boden A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt. "Why are you wearing a 'Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday'?" "Oh crap!" the blonde says. "I didn't realize it was a Religious T-shirt. I thought it meant Tits-Go-In-Front." _________________________________________________ This is really politics at it's best!!!! This should go down as a classic...... My Friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. Barack Hussein Obama |
See What Happens When You Hang Out With Your Sister-in-law by Robyn Boden ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Kelly loves my dog, Jack. I know, who doesn’t? He is the sweetest, most obedient dog. Kelly has been spending a lot of time with Jack lately. We have been camping every weekend. We are campers just like the mailmen. Neither rain, nor snow, nor monsoons shall keep us from our appointed task…camping. So Kelly has begun to bond with Jack. She has seen how much fun being a dog owner really is. So, Kelly decided she wanted a dog.
It just so happens that I know someone whose dog recently had a litter of ten. She had two left as of last Friday. I was being a good friend and put a bug in Kelly’s ear day after day after day. “Puppy, Bow Wow”, “Mommy” day after day after day. Scott helped too. She never stood a chance with us double teaming her. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that the power of suggestion doesn’t work. I have proof and her name is Molly.
Last Saturday, Kelly snuck down to Marion to pick up her new dog. Ryan was out of town so it was the perfect time to pull such a stunt. Kelly, Abby and I went to pick up the puppy. You should have been there. The three of us are approaching the porch when the front door opens and about a hundred dogs came flying at us. Abby squealed, Kelly jumped and I thought “Oh no she’ll never want the dog now!”
I needn’t have worried though; one look at that sweet little face and Abby was hooked. Kelly wasn’t far behind. The deal was sealed when Kelly picked her up and she cuddled against her neck. I would have hard time resisting too, if I were Kelly. But I am made of sterner stuff. It takes more than a sweet little face to make me melt!
Yep, I don’t fall for the sweet little faces but I sure fall for the PLOY!!! You know the PLOY. It is what ever mother dog teaches her young so that they can find a good home. Every mother dog teaches her pups to sniff out the weak, bounce over to them, snuggle up to their leg and follow their every move. I bet you know where this is going….yes, I came home with a puppy too
and yes, Scott and I are still married. See, my mom taught me the PLOY also and I guess it worked! I got to keep Reagan (Jack’s new little brother) and Scott. I am gooood! But Kelly and I are asking for donations of paper towels and carpet cleaner. Seems our new little rascals have had a couple of accidents. Reagan’s been good though, nary a one in over twelve hours. I think Scott is beginning to like Regan, just a wee bit. Never mind, that he calls him “Brain Dead”, “Black Bastard” and Obama. Those are only pet names. I bet Scott is adjusting better than Ryan. Kelly, your turn, Tell us how its going! ______________________________________________________________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Less Than 7 Months There are less than seven months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. by Marie Boden ________________________________________________________________________ Restaurant Review May 5, 2008 On one of our outings for the day, Mike and I stopped in a BBQ place. Oh, how I could taste a nice rib sandwich. There it was on the menu, wow that’s what I am getting. I can really taste it now knowing they have it. So then I ordered it with potato chips. Well they were not potato chips, they were potatoes sliced 1/4 inches thick or more, deep fried, topped with cheese melted all through the potatoes. When they arrived at the table, I said wow!!!! Please could I have sour cream and chopped onions and bacon bits along with vinegar? She said sure but we don’t have vinegar never heard of vinegar. She looked at me weird, I love my French fries fully loaded like a bake potato and everywhere I go now, when I order at the restaurants they ask me if I want fully loaded. They remember me because I am the only one who eats fries this way, now a plate with two slices of bread and a big 6 inch rib full of meat came to the table, she set it down and I said I ordered a rib sandwich. She said yes that’s what that is. I was now in a grouchy mood, I was hungry my humor mode is gone and replaced by hunger pains. I said no I ordered a sandwich not a rib with bread. She said this is how it comes and I make it myself. Then she asked what kind of Bbq sauce I would like? I said take it, I don’t want it. I would like a fully assembled sandwich because that is what a sandwich is, and what were my choices, I was bent out of shape all day, I never heard of such a thing. So now everywhere I go, I ask when I order a sandwich if the sandwich is made or do I have to make it. I even ask if it has two slices of bread when it comes. To many times I have ordered a sandwich and it has no top. Geees no one is like me. I have found places who done it this same way. It must be an Okie way. (From Oklahoma for all who don't know me) Never heard of such a thing, anyone else experience this? I make my own rib sandwiches at home the way I like it. Gees If I want to make my own sandwich I will make it at home. Christina Prater |
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DOGS AGAIN. NOW COCOA HAS A FRIEND VISIT EVERY SO OFTEN...HIS NAME IS JACK.........AND HE BELONGS TO SCOTT. HE LISTENS REALLY GOOD AND I THINK HE UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO HIM.....COCOA AND JACK PLAY TOGETHER AND HAVE ALOT OF FUN....WHEN JACK VISITS WE GO OUT AND PLAY WITH BOTH OF THEM AND TAKE THEM FOR WALKS...NOW THATS A JOB TO TAKE BOTH DOGS FOR A WALK......THEY LOVE WALKING THOUGH SO WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO? ...I WAS GIVING THEM BONES OUTSIDE AND THEY WERE COMING UP MISSING SO ONE DAY WE FOLLOWED JACK AND FOUND OUT HE WAS BURYING THEM.....WHAT A STINKER.....WE DUG THEM UP AND THEN HE DIDN'T WANT THEM,,,,TALK ABOUT STUBBORN, HE' S IT...GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO WASH THEM....THEY DON'T LIKE MUDDY BONES. HAHA.. JACK LOVES IT OUTSIDE AND COCOA LOVES IT INSIDE SO WE TRY TO GO BOTH WAYS....jACK LOVES CHASING RABBITS AND RUNS LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN........JACK WILL BE LEAVING TONIGHT AND COCOA WILL BE ALL SAD TILL SHE HAS ANOTHER DOG TO PLAY WITH..PROBABLY THE NEIGHBOR DOG WILL COME OVER AGAIN......JACK has been here all week and I think they're both pooped out....Probably sleep for a week.......until next time..... ============================================== Dogs Vol. 6 This dogs name is Apache....We call her Patch...She is a Husky....Christina has had her for 8 years now. Sasha and Patch are friends and love to play together... They seem to talk to each other and its so fun to watch and listen. She also yodels, and must have learned it from Sasha..lol She'll sing and talk to Chris until she takes her outside and give her a treat then she'll go away and leave her alone. Chris found her in the pound when she was one year old. She ran free and wild for her first year of life until Chris got her. It took awhile to get used to having attention and to trust Chris. But I do now and when they say nite nite I just go to bed....What a wonderful life.....Shes the dog on the left..... ------>>>>>>> ______________________________________________________________________________
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DOGS: VOL. 3 NOW WE'RE UP TO BAILEY. BAILEY IS A WHITE GERMAN SHEPHARD THAT LOVES TO BARK....SHE'S A GOOD DOG BUT VERY PROTECTIVE OF HER HOUSE AND MASTER.....WHEN WE GO SEE HER I PLAY WITH HER ALOT AND WE CHASE EACH OTHER AROUND AND AROUND THE HOUSE.......SHE LOVES ICE CUBES FOR A TREAT INSTEAD OF DOG BONES.... SHE LIKES TO GO OUT WHEN ANYONE GOES OUT. AND THEN WANTS RIGHT BACK IN AGAIN.....LAURIE IS HER MASTER AND SHE DOESN'T GET VERY FAR AWAY FROM HER.....IF LAURIE LEAVES THE ROOM BAILEY FOLLOWS....GOOD THING LAURIE DOESN'T STOP QUICK OR BAILEY WOULD RUN INTO HER....IF SHE DIDN'T BARK SO MUCH IT WOULD BE VERY ENJOYABLE TO HAVE HER...SHE CAN COME TO MY HOUSE FOR A VISIT ANYTIME EVEN THOUGH SHE BARKS.......SHE COMES WITH LAURIE EACH TIME LAURIE COMES HERE AND IS ALWAYS FRIENDLY UNLESS SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU THEN SHE'LL TRY TO BITE.....WELL I THINK IT WAS GOOD FOR HER TO BE PROTECTIVE BECAUSE SOMEONE TRIED TO BREAK IN AND BAILEY SHOWED THEM THE WAY OUT..... GOOD FOR BAILEY.... COME AND SEE ME BAILEY .... ________________________________________________
DOGS VOL. 5....THIS DOG'S NAME IS SASHA....SHE BELONGS TO STEVE AND IS A VERY PRETTY DOG..... SHE HAS BEEN HERE BUT I THINK ONLY ONCE....NICE DOG AND SHE ADORES STEVE....TALK ABOUT A ONE PERSON DOG SASHA IS IT....She is a Malamute.Chris rescued her when she was thirsty and full of quicksand she didn't have water and was on a short leash in 90 degree weather so it's a good thing Chris found her.She bathed her and had her dipped to get her clean. After Steve got his own house she went to live with him. Steve is her master now....She adores Steve and plays with him and does tricks.This dog can yodel and does it for long periods of time.She loves to play chase me and and gets treats for doing hide and seek and other tricks. He takes good care of her and is sometimes mistaken for a wolf. What a nice dog.......Shes the one on the right in the picture |
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================================================================ R & R A Little Taste of Heaven by Scott Boden Robyn noticed this place one day last week. There is no sign, it is inside a closed donut shop. We decided to go there tonight. As we pulled in, there was not one car in the lot. We hesitated, but went in anyway. The lady, I guess, who waited on us had an attention span of 4 or 5 seconds and could not remember each order details and Trey, Robyn and I gave her the orders one at a time. Mine was a 3 piece chicken dinner w/fry's and mustard with macaroni, also known as macaroni salad. She had to ask what each of the 2 sides were because, I just blurted it out all at once. I said "I will take the 3 piece with fry's and macaroni salad." She ask me then what my sides were, so I said " fry's and macaroni salad". She said did you want macaroni salad?" I answered "ummmmmmm lets see, I guess that is ok". This was the same for the other two. You had to repeat everything to her and then she over charged us because her attention span ended before she hit keys on the register. Needless to say, but I will anyway, this is a place to go if you need to unload. It won't take much to just fly off the handle and tell the brain dead B that she has got to be almost as stupid as the punk that one of our daughters is with, you know, the one that keeps talking and talking but really don't say anything you want to hear? So, it is a place for Jamie to go too. The rest of us will have real food and company anyplace else. |
Click above to send in a question to Smelly Mel =================================================================== Dear Smelly Mel, I need serious HELP! I have been engaged for nearly six months to a wonderful man who loves me unconditionally and we have been planly our lives together. But...More Recently, I have begun to have strong feelings for another man in my office. We are completely compatible and I have fallen more in love with him in this short time than with my fiance. I want marry the other man but unfortunately he is taking another job in Chicago in three short weeks. What do you recommend? -Seriously in love² Dear Seriously in Love, It sounds like you should follow your heart on this. If you truly feel like your in love with someone, other than your fiance, it's only fair that you end the engagement. Honesty is the best policy and after the storm is over, you'll feel better about yourself in the process. ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
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Aunt Dee's Potato Salad by Joyce ___________________________________________________________________ Every weekend we went to our cottage @ Lake Diane. This was a staple of mom's (Dee's) weekend feast. Dee's potatoe salad.. Boil and cool a 5lb bag of potatoes (Idaho are best) Boil and cool 1 dozen eggs Chop celery, onions to your size preference (I occasionally omit both, that's your call) Mix together 3 cups miracle whip salad dressing, a spoonful of mustard, 1/4c sugar, (I've added 1/4 cup of sweet pickle juice as well-like me I like it sweet!) salt and pepper to taste. Mix all together-fridge overnight. Keep Miracle whip handy if needed, dry potatoe salad is not good.... This is all an estimate of amounts, I rarely measure, just go by eyesight. Enjoy! ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marie's Helpful Hints A friend sent this to me, and I sure did not know it. I never read the ends of the box. Who would know to do this? Anyway - hope you find it helpful. I did.... _________________________________________________ Christina's Potato Pancakes by Christina Prater _________________________________________________
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> TELLIN IT LIKE IT IS by Scott the food critic Editors Note This next recipe is for those of you who make meat balls from an already made bag of hamburger chunks from the frozen section. It usually isn't very good and no amount of BBQ or Sweet and Sour sauce will cover up the tastes of the frozen so called beef. Here are real MEATBALLS that make you want more! I have had these, so please do not ask me to try frozen again. After you have good food, it is hard to do bad. Wendi's vs McDonalds, Hyde Steak Park vs Ponderosa, El Campesino vs Taco Bell, etc. Oh, two more, dog crap sandwich vs White Castle, Ted Bundy's Pate vs Burger King GREEK MEATBALLS by Anna Bomas 3 lbs. ground chuck hamburger 1 medium, yellow onion; finely chopped 2 cloves garlic; minced 2 eggs; do not beat ½ c. water handful of flour ¼ c. italian parsley; finely chopped 1 teas. crushed, dried oregano ½ to ¾ teas. crushed, dried mint salt & pepper to taste 2 to 3 Tble. canola oil or any vegetable oil to fry
Mix all of the above ingredients, but the oil, by hand in a large bowl Cover & let stand for a couple of hours in the refrigerator Spoon teaspoonfuls of meat mixture onto a plate of flour Roll meat mixture into meatballs, with just a little of the flour from the plate Then, roll the meatball over the flour in the plate, lightly coating it Heat the oil in a large fry pan over medium heat Fry meatballs in the heated Use a fork to turn. Do not puncture meatballs ____________________________________________________ Robyn Takes Reggin Back!
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THE TRAIN RIDE'S by Marie Boden ___________________________________________________ My grandpa Hennessy was a Conductor on a Chesapeake and Ohio railroad train that went from Toledo to Detroit every day....When I was a little girl he took me with him quite a few times.. I could eat in the dining car all the time and when we got to Detroit he would take me places in Detroit.....We'd have supper at a restaurant and shop a little.....When I was eleven I was allowed to walk anywhere I wanted by myself in Detroit...(Couldn't let eleven year olds do that now) I had so much fun when he would ask me if I wanted to go....I took a friend a couple times and we went to stores and ate and investigated alot of stuff.........I felt so grown up....Sometimes he would take me to a movie while we were there..or a park or if something special was going on we'd go see it......Grandpa had all day to do what he wanted cause the train didn't leave to go back to Toledo till evening......... We left Toledo at 4 am and didn't get back till 7 pm....It was a very long day every day...I don't know how he did that for so many years.....but I loved it.....another memory for my scrapbook ... <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One day, long, long ago....... But this was a long time ago.......
___________________________________________________ Television Now there's a subject....Years ago when TV was first invented there was literally absolutely nothing on.....what has changed? There's still nothing on......the movies that are aired over and over and over...till you wonder if they ever made different movies...I enjoy TV or I should say I used to enjoy TV....Now its better to pop in a movie cause you know you haven't seen it before.....or you watch the same movie over and over...but thats your choice not the stations. When TV's first came out we had a very small screen and a big magnifier in front of it to make it look bigger.......I remember when all programs ended at 11: pm with the news....The soaps were only on 15 minutes a day ..It was quite awhile till they were even on 1/2 hour but I enjoyed the soaps so much.....It seemed like you were part of them....Not everyone had a TV at first so when there was something good on everyone came to your house to watch it...That was so much fun..... Before TV my mom and I used to buy comic books and everynight we'd read them, eat chips and drink pop and we still did that when nothing good was on TV....wish I still had all those comic books....We probably bought 400 or more of them over the years....They were only 10 cents then and we'd buy 5 or 6 every night....Oh well those days are gone.......BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
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Garfield on the oil crisis. A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in: ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania and ~~~ Texas ~~~ Our dipsticks are located in DC. Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So. ________________________________________________________
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Shitba, What Have I Done? by Scott Boden __________________________________________________ If Abe were alive today, what would he think! Is it true that Abe was all tanked up on beer or crack and was so hammered he went ahead and freed the slaves? No! That is not completely true. There was no crack back in the day, but Abe did like his beer. He was quoted as saying
“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”
Now I truly believe that because Abe was a lawyer, and considered a smart man, and needing to win the war, used the nigrabas as a tool of war. The slaves were mostly in the south belonging to the well to do so Abe said they would be free which prompted bringing them into our neighborhoods and we know now that most flocked to D.C. because during the day you need a flashlight if you drive through there and, and, the streetlights stay on 24-7.
No but really, freeing the slaves and stopping commerce is what really won the war. The South could not make money to finance their effort. Abe choked the south by not letting anything in or out. It was ironic because Abe was about out of money as well.
So I am sure, he would not have fathomed the idea that Obama or a black in general would have ever ran for president, let alone get a vote! If he would have believed that (Obama) I am sure he would have played a different card in the game of war back in the 1860’s. He would have liked Colin Powell and then maybe still maintained his course of action but who know's?
Obamaba getting votes is what kills me. He in known for saying he don’t like the words to our National Anthem, because other countries are offended by it! But he gets votes. He won’t sight the Pledge of Allegiance or face the flag or wear the flag lapel pin because his alliance is with Ala and Muslim countries. Yet people still vote for him.
Obamaba has an agenda. It is not for America. And listen folks, if we as America do not get the illegal aliens out of this country, and put our needs first, spank the ass of the child that mouths off, or one that shows no respect, or if we do not make English the first language and stop paying everyone that is non American money to live better than our elderly, we will have no country left for Obamaba to ruin!
My friend went on vacation last week and went to Disney World, Land or what ever, and all loud speaker announcements were in English and in Spanish, and there were more non Americans there than US Citizens. Did you know that the ocean front property is being bought up be illegal's, financed by Mexico and sold to the middle east folks who we care so much about that we are letting them buy up our property. Damn, I am getting mad.
We have become a gutless country. Our soldiers cannot fight a fair fight because of the media. We are so damned worried that we will offend some little group, color or religion that we have nothing to stand on. We have no motto or creed, we have nothing. We have let everyone take our flag from the hill. We have given all our rights to the race of freedom, that Abe started almost a century and a half ago. One thing is for sure, Abe was a man amoung men, he feared no one, as he knew his adversaries were planning an assassination!
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Are we Americans as dumb as we appear --- or --- is it that we just do not think? While the Chinese, knowingly and intentionally, export inferior products and dangerous toys and goods to be sold in American markets, the media wrings its hands and criticizes the Bush Administration for perceived errors. Yet 70% of Americans believe that the trading privileges afforded to the Chinese should be suspended. Well, duh..why do you need the government to suspend trading privileges? THINK ABOUT THIS If 200 million Americans refuse to buy just $20 each of Chinese goods, that's a billion dollar trade imbalance resolved in our favor...fast!! The downside? Some American businesses will feel a temporary pinch from having foreign stockpiles of inventory. Wahhhhhhhhhhhh ** Downside?? That is only one month of trading losses, but it will hit the Chinese for 1/12th of the total, or 8%, of their American exports. Then they will at least have to ask themselves if the benefits of their arrogance and lawlessness were worth it. OH HELL . . . START NOW.
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INTERESTING LETTER Even though I am not nearly as anxious as the author of this letter to have our nuclear arsenal unleashed on anyone, I am very sure, if we have to go to the mat with anyone I would much rather have John at the switch than either of the other two. In a war, there is absolutely no substitute for winning. John knows that, and in our hearts the American people know that. Losing a war to a radical group of Muslims can only lead to increasing support for them. Everyone likes to align themselves with the winner no matter what the contest. Nothing could be more true when it comes to war. And it makes absolutely no difference why the war was fought, like it or not, only the winners have their way. So do we win or lose, do we keep America strong or do we let Obama dismantle our ability to defend ourselves, do we let Hillary take from the rich and give to those who will not work for what they want. For many of the reasons stated by this unknown author, deciding who to vote for is a no-brainer for me. And I really hope any of you considering voting for anyone other than John McCain will reconsider. He is far from perfect, and being an honorable man would be the first to acknowledge that fact. Is he the best we have in this country? Is he the very best leader we could put in the White House? As the author of this letter suggest, our process does not require we select the very best. We will never get the very best, because running for president requires a certain degree of arrogance, and the best we have would not seek such a position. Please read the letter and put it with all the other things you take to the voting booth when you decide who among the choices you have is the best person to be leading this country. Never mind who will do the best thing on all the issues that arise, the only way we will know who has done the best thing is to look back, and that may not always be as clear as some would have you believe. From Marie Boden _____________________________________________ A REDNECK LOVE POEM by Marie Boden
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This is just so typically Clinton. By Marie It was disclosed yesterday that the Clintons have raked in over $100 million since leaving the White House with the fine china and bath towels. Fine. It's a free country. And the money came from idiots stupid enough to pay to listen to the pair speak and read their books. It didn't come from me or, to the best of our knowledge so far, taxpayers. ____________________________________________ Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs
Obama & the factsOk, Obama is supposed to the only hope for America, the man who knows all and will fix all…
But here are some real interesting (& true) facts and statements made by the candidate, you decide what is important about the man who wants to be President……
1. Let’s start with May 07-
Obama claimed that a Kansas tornado killed a whopping 10,000 people: (just in case you missed it then, there was a large tornado in Kansas), while tragic and an entire town was destroyed, the actual death toll from that storm: 12. Obama blamed Global Warming & President Bush for not doing more about Global Warming!
2. Obama has as much trouble with his arithmetic as he has with maps. Just this last March, on the anniversary of the Bloody Sunday march in Selma, Alabama, he claimed his parents united as a direct result of the civil rights movement: Obama-“There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama, because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born.” Obama was born in 1961, and the Selma march took place in 1965, now that is family planning!
3. Last March, the Chicago Tribune reported this little-noticed fact about a fake detail in his autobiographical book “Dreams from My Father:” Obama quotes (wrote) that in a copy of Life magazine that his racial awakening at age 9 was due to an article and two accompanying photographs of an African-American man physically and mentally scarred by his efforts to lighten his skin (to become white). The facts are the supposed article and the photographs in Life don’t exist, never have, according to Life magazine’s own historians.
4. Earlier this month (May) while campaigning in Oregon, he redrew the map of the United States; Obama stated that he had -“Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think we have one left to go.”
5. Last week, in front of a Sioux Falls, South Dakota audience, Obama said: “Thank you Sioux City. Sioux City is in Iowa.
6. Explaining last week why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky, Obama again failed basic map reading; Obama-“Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known here in Kentucky because she comes from the nearby state of Arkansas, so it’s not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle.” If you look at map of our country (and it is obvious that Obama hasn’t-and he did graduate from Harvard) you will see that Obama’s home state of Illinois BORDERS Kentucky and that Arkansas doesn’t.
7. Just this last weekend in Oregon, Obama pleaded ignorance of the decades-old, multi-billion-dollar massive Hanford nuclear waste clean-up. Obama-“Here’s something that you will rarely hear from a politician, and that is that I’m not familiar with the Hanford, uuuuhh, site, so I don’t know exactly what’s going on there (the crowd applauded). Now, having said that, I promise you I’ll learn about it by the time I leave here on the ride back to the airport.” The real facts are that Obama had voted on the defense authorization bill that specifically addressed the “costs, schedules, and technical issues” dealing with the nation’s most contaminated nuclear waste site Hanford. He even spoke on the record about in the Senate.
8. In Cape Girardeau, Missouri, Obama showed off his knowledge of the war in Afghanistan and the Middle East region by honing in on a lack of translators: Obama-“We only have a limited number of Arabic translators, and they are all being used in Iraq, that makes it’s harder for us to use them in Afghanistan.” Obama claims that because his father is from Africa and he lived overseas while growing up, he knows more about international relations and foreign culture than McCain. Does he? You see, the real reason it is harder for us to use the translators Iraq in Afghanistan is, the language spoken in Iraq is Arabic and/or Kurdish, while the Afghanis speak Pashto & Farsi.
9. And the maybe most troubling bonehead statement he has made- Obama told a Portland crowd over the weekend that “Iran doesn’t pose a serious threat to us (the USA)”–he also argued that “tiny countries, with small defense budgets can’t do us harm”. Then, the following day he reversed himself claiming; “I’ve made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave.” So which is it Senator? Now Obama has told us what we can and ask him or talk about during the campaign:
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