Propaganda Ohio (BP) also known as Carey.

This photo is just publicity for Fifi, the female kitchen counter climbing flea bag thumb less donut eating squirrel of a so called dog!

Jack the beautiful, friendly, smart and powerful K9 would never pull a stunt as cheap as this! Jack's Committee Chairperson would also not allow such democratic behavior. The team would not participate in a mud slinging brawl over The Best Dog Competition.

Jack supporters (photo below) from all over the globe rallied in Washington DC today in an effort to urge officials there to put a limit (I know, it was useless), but put a limit on the liberals from allowing such acts of mud slinging to occur in our blissful society.

President Bush announced that he will push the mostly democratic Congress to go into closed session to put an end to such crimes. He later, it is said, that if congress does not do this for Jack, Bush would no longer allow congress to smoke anywhere in the USA, and if they do smoke, Bush himself would call that 800 number to report violators!

I knew this election would get out of hand, get low and get fabricated somewhat, but I did not believe for a minute that the Fifi Committee would be so gooberish.

Jack with over 2 ga-zillion followers and including today's attempt to discredit his lordship over all dogs, has still climbed in points by the close of the bow wow exchange.

Keep up the good work Jack Lovers

So We got our first snowfall of the season, Yeah! Scott being the good friend that he is called Me up on mon. afternoon.  He said He was coming in to town, and wanted to know if I needed any plowing done. Of course I said sure I do, Laura's Car is buried in 4 ft. of snow, and her battery is dead. I have no way of getting close enough to jump it.

So to make a long story short, Scott came down, got the car unstuck, and got it started.      Then he asked Me is there anyone else that needed plowing. I thought for a min, and just before I said no, My Sister drove by. I said yes My sisters drive needs plowed. So I hopped in with Scott, and went down to my sisters. We were only down there 10 Min, and it was done.

Scott told me and I quote "Plowing is Fun, I have alot of Fun doing this" And it is Fun, So when Scott says he hates the cold, and the Snow, He is a liar.      After that He asked me if my Shop needed plowed out, and I said sure that would be great. So we took off to the other side of town. On the way there I asked Scott, Have you ever been stuck in this while plowing snow? He said, and I quote "No, I have never been stuck"

When we arrived to My shop there was a large pile of snow in the entrance to My shop (courtesy of the Village of Carey) So Scott started plowing around the pile of snow. He got the whole parking lot plowed, then it was time to move the pile of snow (and apparently ice to)    

So he started taking small sections of   the pile, which was working good. He got almost half of the pile removed by working at it slowly.

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Just then Scott must of had an urge to  go to the restroom cause He wanted to finish the job right now. He took the rest of the pile head on.  He floored it, We hit the pile, the blade went down, the front of the jeep went up, and came down on top of the pile of snow and ice. Yes He was Stuck! The guy who has never been stuck, was stuck! The jeep was just sitting on its frame. He rocked it back and forth, and still nothing.

I got out and tried to push, but still nothing. He called Dad and gave him the bad news, and Dad said he would be there in a few minutes. When Dad arrived we hooked the chain up to his truck, and started pulling. Still nothing Dad just sat there spinning his tires. 

Scott was worried, cause He said, and I quote "If I ever get out of here I will Vote 4 Fefe" Scott was buried good. We had to dig down through the pile of Snow and ice to free the frame from the Snow. Finally the jeep came out, and Scott said, and I quote" You want to do it again" Of course I said No!

by Matt Wentling

OK, I got a little sidetracked with the "Yellow Springs background" but it's a very relaxing and unique place to be!

Anyway, let's talk about the Vintage store and it's very peppy, positive owner. She gets things from everywhere and every era. 50's, 60's 70's, through today... you name it, it's in this store. (a small store!) I tell her that I am trying to find something for the Party and she asked me, "do you like vintage?"  I say sure.. why not... she pulls out some serious knit dresses... and after each one says... "this is SOOOOOO PRETTY and AWWWW this would look great on you!" OK, so she says this about size 20's and size 8's, and size 2's.. Finally, after sweater dresses and pants suits from the 70's.. I spot the perfect dress.. midnight blue with a wrap.. this would work for the party! She says, "I don't know what size it is, but go try it on!" So I take, what I didn't yet realize was a size, yes you guessed it, size 10 into the dressing room. (which was an area about 1-1/2' x 2' in the corner of the store.) While banging into the wall and hitting my head when I bent over, I pulled the dress up and can't believe it, it's on, but not yet zipped... will it work? Oh the suspense... Well, I came out of the dressing "closet" and Julio zipped the dress.. very form fitting and I seemed to be able to get at least 75% of the needed oxygen to survive. I then remembered the girdle, my friend Amy was so kind as to lend me, so I bought the size 10 dress and went home!

The party.. I wore the dress, but dinner was difficult! I was pretty hungry and looking great, I might add, in my size 10 dress! I was doing the girdle thing (don't try this at home!) and dinner was served. A catered dinner at the Schuster Center in Downtown Dayton. A very elegant place with lots of "pretty people" walking about in their size 10 formal wear! To make a long story short, my "healthy appetite" was of no use to me that night. Let me tell you that not a lot of delicious prime rib fits into a size 10 dress with me! So I stuck to the beer. Beer fits anywhere, if it doesn't, it's less noticeable, one beer at a time!

The party was great! We looked hot! We had a wonderful time..... but getting there was half the fun!!!!

Written by

Laurie Scalf

Carey, Ohio (BP)

Laura has informed me that Fefe is a bad dog.

Laura's version:

Fefe, was heard scratching at the kitchen counters and then there was silence. When Laura went to the kitchen she found that Fefe got up on the counter and opened a box of donuts and ate them.

Laura was disgusted because a filthy animal got onto her counters and created all kinds of work for her. She had to disinfect everything, being a clean house keeper, Laura had to clean out all the cupboards and wash all the dishes because she didn't want to take a chance that Fifi after licking herself licked some of her dishes.

Laura says that filthy animal turns her stomach every time she see the dog. She know nothing is safe in her kitchen.

She now votes for Jack.

Matt's version:

Fefe came to Matt's bedroom door and barked a few times, and Matt answered Fefe and said "Yes, it's O.K."  Matt said he knew what Fefe wanted and told him it was O.K. to get the donuts down and eat them.

But because Fefe has no thumbs, she did make a small mess on the counter. But, fifi told him he did not get into anything else so Laura was over reacting like woman do about stuff like that.

Matt says Fefe is always asking permission everytime he gets on the counters and eats food and Laura just never seen him do it before.

Editors Note:

I think Fefe lost more voters points and will soon fall as low as Bailey.

Jack is still on top, with smarts, looks and personality.

Written by Vote for Jack Committee

Carey, Ohio (BP)

At the Vote for the BEST DOG COMPETITION, Bailey, Laurie's Dog was asking for votes. Her managers was working the crowd to see what kind of chance Bailey had for the highest award of the year. While cleaning up the floor after Bailey, Ryan was thinking he would vote for Jack, as Jack is a kind and fun dog.

Most on lookers had horror on their faces and was watching where to step when Bailey was around. Fefe's crew was laughing at Bailey as she would snarl at anyone who moved.

Maybe Bailey is running for the wrong office and should check to see if there is an opening at a prisoner of war camp like the ones Hitler had going on!

As a biased writer, I think Bailey would work out well if she was a poster child for cat lovers.

When Poppy, Kelly and Chris was asked if they would vote for Bailey, well, just click the video Icon:

The Vote for Jack Committee has uncovered a scandal in the Bailey management team. The team or two of it's conspirators were seen at a Vote for Jack fund raiser.

Photo Courtesy of Bodensonline Associated Press

Although unsure as to why they   were  at the fund raiser, Laurie was seen petting Jack and hugging him.

It is definite that Bailey has a long and troubled race to run as the reputation of Bailey is behind her on Ryan's floor and all the people she has barked at. That is not the way to win Best Dog of the Year.

Good Luck Bailey, you are invited to Jacks Victory Party!

Attention Laurie:

Dogs that need Training

Call 1 800 745 5555

Paid for by the Vote For Jack Committee, Marie Boden Treasurer