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My Rev. Wright

My Golf story!

If I were a Wizard

Letter's to the Editor

How Awesome

My Rev. Wright

by Scott Boden

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Isn't he just awesome? Rev. Wright is the man! He is noble, respectable, just like Jesse, he says it like it is!!!!

If for no other reason, the fact that Obama went to Rev Wright's church for twenty years is and should be enough for everyone to NOT VOTE for the black ass wanna be president!

If you still vote for this black slime ball, you want trouble. You want muslim mentality to rule your world. You want chaos. If you are that liberal to vote for this guy because he is black, you are an idiot. I don't know that "idiot" describes your stupidity. Your right to vote should be taken away. I think you are too stupid to vote and should never be allowed to enter a voting booth. It should be a felony for you to be within a hundred yards of the polls.

This black "Reverend" must like the sound of his voice so much that he misses the fact the he is making a fool of himself. I bet that other blacks love him for speaking up, as speaking up is the important thing, not the fact that you are ignorant and showing the world by opening your mouth, but just because he speaks.

It took twenty years for Obama to lose this guy and the only reason he did, was because he got caught! Rev Wright opened his mouth. I hope and pray that the fact that Obama went to his church is enough for him to lose the race to Hillbillery.

America is showing the world that we are stupid as a people, and we are going to fall. We are going to fall because, we allow the government to raise our children. Because we allow illega's more rights than we give our elderly. We will fail because, as a people, we can not pick a winner for our presidential race, and allow muslims and idiots "Hillary" to take votes.

We have to be the laughing stock of the world.

Rev Wright has taken the spot light and complained that he was miss quoted! He says he is a victim of the press only because of the presidential race.

He says he was damning blacks, not America! No damn wonder that the blacks have so much trouble. They are embarrassed to be black, embarrassed of themselves. Well at least a hand full is embarrassed of the black population. The rest of the population must not give a crap because they still live in ghettoes, blame the world because they are black, heard about slavery, commit more crime that any other race on earth, and just plain sound stupid speaking eubonics, proving to the world that yes in fact they are stupid and they have to show it by speaking.

Rev Wright is no different! He speaks and the world is shown what he is. Obama is also shown to the world when Wright speaks. You are what you live. If you live with that (Wright's Church) for twenty years, you have stock in what it is about! You are judged by the company you keep! There is no denying these facts. Muslim upbringing, racist reverend, racist wife, and pissed because he is black!

Do we really need this for our country?

Scott Boden

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Dear Smelly Mel,

YOU KNOW THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT ARE GROSS AND IT DOESN'T BOTHER THEM A BIT....TAKE THIS ONE GIRL I KNOW. SHE WENT TO RAX AND BOUGHT A SANDWICH AND WHEN SHE TOOK THE PAPER OFF IT A COCKROACH RAN OUT OF HER SANDWICH PAPER......AND SHE ATE IT ANYWAY.....I MEAN HOW GROSS IS THAT???? AND THEN THERE WAS THIS GUY THAT ALWAYS PICKED HIS NOSE....NOW IT BOTHERED ALOT OF PEOPLE SEEING HIM DO THAT......THEN THE GUY THAT FARTED ALL THE TIME AND IT SMELLED SO ROTTEN THAT EVERYONE WOULD MOVE OUT OF THE ROOM.....NOW WHATS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? I REALLY DON'T KNOW BUT I'D LIKE TO;;; SINCERELY THE SMELLER

Dear Smeller,

Well my best advise to stay away from these people, especially if they clear a room. Some people are more sensitive than others and some people are less sensitive than a hog! Try to keep perspective on which category they belong in and stay away from the hogs!

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prejudice

by Christina

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You know what makes me prejudice? It really isn't race. Black, Mexican, Chinese or any other race, that’s ok with me, but it is the way we are told to treat them because they are not white, that irks me. We even have classes where I work that one has to attend if applying for a job, it teaches one how to talk to these people. Class content

covers what one can say and what one cannot. I get so mad because, not once have I attended a class about what can be said to whites or what cannot be said to whites. There is so much fear that they will fuss and cry

discrimination. I often see this in work establishments of many races. The whites are being counseled because they spoke wrong or are not working hard enough. Your co-worker of other race is slower or don't work. These individuals then get rewarded for their “superior” work or receive awards for it. You do your work and theirs. This makes me prejudice.

Signed Rules for the Select Few

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Dogs, nothing like a dog to lift your spirit and make you feel good....We've had Cocoa a few weeks now and she is so nice to have around.....She listens very good and likes to play with us. And now she's got a playmate...The dog next door... He's alot bigger than her, although she's big enough and they just run and play together.....Cocoa can't wait till this dog (named Willie Nelson) comes out to play...It's so much fun watching them run and play. .We take her with us about everywhere we go . She loves it... We also take her for walks and she knows when we're going outside cause Poppy puts his coat on and shes ready.......Don't know when she'll know we're going out when its too warm for a coat.....but I'm sure she'll figure it out. .Cocoa is really Ken's dog and I hope he never wants her back....She is a gem..... Marie.

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BBQ

By Marie Boden

We are about to enter the spring and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

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Watch the guy on the left.

From Marie

And men say women are vain!

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A float in a German parade.... SO, you think the world isn't watching the fiasco in the USA?

Sent in by Bill Boden

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In the next edition: Eating Good' Poppy's Bratwurst

My Golf story!

by Laurie

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My Golf story! (The beginning, which means there will be more to follow) Scott's article on golfing makes me so excited! I am ready!

Last year, for the first time I was introduced to golf. The first time I was ever on a golf course was last October, so I didn't get much of the season, however, I LOVED IT! It started with a Charity Golf Outing, where I was promoting my Real Estate Business. You may say, this doesn't count because I didn't golf, I just "Sponsored a 'Ho'"! This just means I put up my real estate sign on the 10th hole and passed out jello shots to the 150 golfers who attended. Of course, I got busted within the first hour of the outing and was told by the staff that I could not bring alcohol on to the property and to take my jello shots to the car!

I am pretty creative... so I took my coolers to the car and filled up my purse with jello shots and had 3 other girls do the same... We grabbed golf carts and we were off passing out jello shots throughout the course! OK... I loved zooming around on the cart. That's what got me thinking about maybe picking up a club! That afternoon, I called Scott and told him what I was doing and that I thought the golf course was one of the best places I've ever been.

Ironically, the very next day, he and my other brother Bob were actually going golfing and said I could come along!! Well, I finished my day of jello shots and then some drinks at BW3's and went home. The next morning, I made the mistake of riding with Bob to Bellefontaine to golf with Scott! WARNING! If you do a bunch of jello shots and then drink a few beers before going home on a Thursday, DO NOT GET IN THE CAR WITH BOB ON FRIDAY MORNING! He drove like a crazy person, picked the curviest, bumpiest and most sea sickening roads available in Ohio. Not just picked

them, but picked them at least twice each! Yes, you guessed it.. he got lost!

Well, I only had to make him stop so I could "hug the toilet" once, or should I say "hug the bumper"! Anyway, we finally made it to the golf course and it was great! I've already told you about being newly introduced to the cart, so I didn't realize you could actually have an accident on a golf cart! I happened to love the curves, for this particular curve, Scott was my passenger and Bob was in front of us! I gunned it around the corner. (Not sure if we were on 4 wheels, or 2?) but Scott knew what was about to happen and bailed out the side! He seemed to just disappear! Yes, I slammed into Bob's cart, Bob turned around and the look on his face was priceless! He looked at me and calmly said, "My God" The words still ring in my ears!

Bob sometimes uses few words to say many. I translated this to mean, My God, are you completely insane? or My God, What is wrong with you? Or even My God, why did I bring you here? All I could do was laugh, I mean really, who wrecks a golf cart and almost kills 2 brothers in one curve?

We ended up playing a great game! Scott cracked us up trying to retrieve the "lost balls" that no one else would attempt to get out of the acid water! And we had so much fun! The plan for 2008 is to learn more and play often! Julio and I took some lessons at the end of the season last year. The instructor finally convinced me that hitting the ball should not "jar" your entire body! By the end of the 6 weeks, it didn't hurt to hit the ball anymore! Gosh, I can hardly finish writing this article, I want to go to the driving range or the course, I want to golf, I WANT TO GOLF!

By Laurie

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On April 15th

"THEY WALK AMONG US" EDITORIAL

by Laurie

On April 15th, me and a zillion other people went to the post office to mail Uncle Sam a love note and there was a woman there who was doing the same. This was no ordinary woman, but extraordinary in that she had the address for the IRS, but not the zip code! Here is the part that makes you scratch your head. She is standing at the counter and tells the clerk, "I don't have the zip code... Oh never mind, I'll just use mine"! There were 15 people who stood there in disbelief that someone would actually put there own zip code on the IRS address on April 15th! Another woman told her that leaving it blank, might be better, then the clerk offered to look it up. I could hardly contain my laughter! (OK, I didn't) They walk among us and they go to the post office! Right Bob?

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To The Editor

Dear Editor Boden, COKE RULES!!!! Top 10 reasons COKE rules:

10. Was the first soda consumed in space

9. George Bailey in "It's A Wonderful Life" was a Coke drinker and was surrounded with COKE paraphanalia

8. COKE-A-COLA paraphaelia is in demand ( have yet to see any PEPSI paraphanalia)

7. They have a national musuem

6. Everybody knows where the Coke-a-Cola headquarters is located

5.The three judges on American Idol proudly drink Coke while on air

4. You don't hear, "Rum & Pepsi"

3. It's the real thing

2. Coke was here first and . . . . . . . . .

the #1 reason COKE rules: They're environmentally concerned - they sell their product in pure glass bottles -- unlike Pepsi!!

Anna

Dear Anna

Pepsi don't need a musuem, and they have paraphanalia, but they don't cram it down our throats. When you see Pepsi on sale, Coke is still cheaper! Pepsi does have a theme park in Indiana and the Pepsi is free to visitors, I never heard of a Coke park! But nice try, Coke is still second, but if they would stop trying to be like Pepsi, they could climb up!

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Television:

by Marie Boden

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Television: Now there's a subject....Years ago when TV was first invented there was literly absolutely nothing on.....what has changed? There's still nothing on......the movies that are aired over and over and over...till you wonder if they ever made different movies...I enjoy TV or I should say I used to enjoy TV....Now its better to pop in a movie cause you know you haven't seen it before.....or you watch the same movie over and over...but thats your choice not the stations. When TV's first came out we had a very small screen and a big magnifier in front of it to make it look bigger....... I remember when all programs ended at 11: pm with the news....The soaps were only on 15 minutes a day ..

It was quite awhile till they were even on 1/2 hour but I enjoyed the soaps so much.....It seemed like you were part of them....Not everyone had a TV at first so when there was something good on everyone came to your house to watch it...That was so much fun..... Before TV my mom and I used to buy comic books and everynight we'd read them, eat chips and drink pop and we still did that when nothing good was on TV....wish I still had all those comic books....We probably bought 400 or more of them over the years....They were only 10 cents then and we'd buy 5 or 6 every night....Oh well those days are gone.......BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

By Marie Boden

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The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery. Even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day

by Anna

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If I were a Wizard

by Robyn Boden

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If I were a wizard:

Celery would taste like Krispy Kremes

Gravity would push up, not pull down

There would be 36 hours in a day

Wisdom would not come with wrinkles and gray hair

Pepsi would once again come in glass bottles

Sleeping would be an aerobic activity

There wouldn’t be any commercials on TV

Work weeks would be 2 days, weekends 5

Everyone would be a republican

Sundays would never end

Mondays would never start

Business suits would be as comfy as PJs

Every time we had a birthday we would be a year younger

Every news story would have a happy ending

The only time it would rain is at night when the rain could gently pitter patter on the camper roof

Everyone’s dog would be good like Jack

No one would find Britney Spears’ life interesting

Campfire smoke would always drift straight up

Blondes really would have more fun

A bottomless cup of coffee would be a reality not just an ad gimmick

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Too Much Visual Spanish Stimulation

Get Your Clubs Ready!

Letter's to the Editor

Too Much Visual Spanish Stimulation

by An American

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“What the hell? Where are the English instructions?”

I flip the booklet this way and find the Spanish version, I flip it the other way, and find what I was looking for – the English version. I put the booklet down after reading how to break down my sewing machine’s bobbin. I pick the booklet up again to read how to put it back together.

“Oh for God’s sake, it’s that damn Spanish side again”. I flip the booklet several times in order to find the English version again. I shake my head. A 64-page instruction booklet where only 32 pages are in English, and the other 32 are the same exact instructions, but in Spanish, and printed in the opposite direction.

I work on the bobbin, and find I have to pick up the instruction booklet again, and again, the Spanish side comes up first.

“That’s it”, I say in anger and frustration. I grasp the 32 pages of Spanish instructions, tear them off, and slam them into the wastebasket. This only provides little relief, as I know that my instruction booklet is now ruined as the spleen has been broken, and pages will now start to fall away.

I recall the man who installed my new swimming pool heater about 3 years

ago. As he was explaining to me how to turn the handle on it, I remarked how it irked me that each notch was labeled in both English and Spanish;

and what should have been a quick glance to know which notch to turn the handle to has now been slowed in trying to locate the English version. The man agreed. He then pulled a black magic marker from his pocket and blacked out all of the Spanish words. I liked that even though my $3,200.00 heater now had black lines all over it.

This excessive visual Spanish stimulation even extends into the grocery store. Most products now have their labels written in both Spanish and English - toilet paper, dishwashing liquid, cake mixes, etc. I’m spending more time in these retail stores trying to decipher product labels. This is getting on my nerves. I did not vote to make Spanish an equal language to English. I did not vote to make ANY language an equal to English.

What will come next? Lottery tickets, Rx labels, road signs?

I have no desire to learn this language. It’s reverse psychology for me. The more you cram it down my throat, the more resistant I become.

Question. Who is “you”?

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Are we THAT stupid?

Boy am I confused! I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us. I now find that to be RIDICULOUS.

I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I have included the URL's for verification of all the following facts.

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year.
     Verify at: http://tinyurl.com/zob77

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
     Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
     Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
     Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.html

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
     Verify at http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ld t.01 html

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
     Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for We fare & social services by the American taxpayers.
     Verify at: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html

9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.
     Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens th at crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border.

Verify at: Homeland Security Report: http://tinyurl.com/t9sht

12. The National Policy Institute "estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period."
Verify at: http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportati o n.pdf

13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.
Verify at: http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm

14. "The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants in the United States."
Verify at: http://www.drdsk.co m/articleshtml

The total cost is a whopping $ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.

Are we THAT stupid?

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To The Editor,

What happened to the pet peeves and smelly mel?

Marie

Mom,

These segments seems to have fallen off the beaten path. I am thinking I will end these segments due to lack of participation. I thought these were funny, but the readers must not agree. I will run ad's for Pet Peeves and Smelly Mel for a few editions and see if things change.

We have many readers, but we don't have many participants and hardly anyone sends anything in that is original as in articles, or family news, pictures of events, announcements or even political stuff. There are a few, a hand full of you that sends stuff in that is found on the internet that I use to fill in.

This takes alot of time and I am glad that we have alot of readers. So I will ask everyone one more time to get involved and use this as a family website and newspaper, to ALL family members and friends the question is: Do we want a family website and newspaper? Or can we just have a place to send in pictures? What should I do? Should we close it down altogether? Many tell me they will write an article, or get involved. Some have ideas for me, but then don't participate. Some say they will do this or that, but it usually does not happen.

I know we have alot of readers, because of the stats. I want to thank you all for reading our family website and our newspaper. I need all of you to make this work, not just 4 or 5 of you sending emails in, but I need people to write stuff, get involved and either make this truly a family website and newspaper, or we can make it just a bulletin board and once a month update it with just family stuff that gets sent in. You all tell me what you want!

We have hundreds of readers and if everyone would send in one article a month, a story about something, a picture of something funny, or a fond memory, a pet peeve, a joke, or a letter to the editor about anything you wish, IT would take this paper to the top of all papers on line. It would be something to read. It would be something to feel good about. It would be something to look forward too. We would all get to know each other. Look at me folks, how many of you would have ever thought that I would stick my neck out, be open with my thoughts, let alone write them down for the world to see.

It's gonna take us all. This paper will only survive if you write stuff! I can not write it all. It has to be original to be good!

Thanks

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To the Editor

LUCK. What is luck? It boils down to luck is "in the right place at the right time"...but Kelly and Ryanba sure has been in the right place lately...they should play the lottery since they're on a roll right now.....I never believed in luck..just prayed when I played the slots...haha I guess if you're winning at the slots or whatever then it's your turn to win....You did a great job winning and if you go to Vegas, take me along next time........ P.S. Dad said you should share with us....

Mom

Mom

Robyn has yet to respond to Ryanba, but she will.

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Get Your Clubs Ready!

by Scott Boden

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It's just about that time again. For me it means four hours of golf and four days to recoup. But it also means sunshine, visiting some nice courses, laughing at my sister Laurie and also watching Bobby make a long drive that I wish I could do without looking like Kenny trying to brake dance.

The game of GOLF is strategic, know how, relaxing, revitalizing, and washes your sole with happiness! You can almost hear music in the background softly playing while the world stops as you make your shot!

****NOT****

It is a rough game of intense fatigue, full of shoulder retching pain, knee killing, back stabbing aches and it is a place where you don't take your mother because there are sounds of violence and vulgarity and when you look around to see where it is coming from, you need not look further than yourself. It is amazing what comes out of your mouth during a game of golf!

I bet I can say 22-23 cuss words in a row without taking a breath and not knowing I have said a word. I clearly talk

before I think and when I get done taking my shot, people are staring at me, some with their mouths open and some shaking their heads in disbelief.

I surely can not go to a church golf outing, unless it is a catholic fund raiser or something like that. I mean for as many priests that play Michael Jackson, I am sure my cussing is nothing that would alarm a nun!

I will play at the republican fund raiser again this year, as I know my money is good enough to play. The course is very hard and each hole is long. Closest to a pro course I will be on.

But, I am excited. I do like to play. My clubs are ready, my balls are clean and I got a newly used bag! :-) I think if business is good this year, I will take some lessons, and see what happens to my game. It can't get worse I am sure!

Scott Boden

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I had alot of uncles and my favorite was my uncle MoMo........His real name was LeMoine but when I was small that was hard to say so I called him MoMo......He took me places and I would always get my own way with him.......I remember one time when I was about 14 and I had a baby sister then, and I wanted to go to teen town but my dad said I had to babysit my sister...I cried and went to MoMO's and told him and he told me to go home and it would be ok....when I got home my dad said I could go to teen town instead of babysitting....I guess moMo had alot of influence with my dad...

They were brother's so I guess MoMo was the boss...haha....Momo never married cause he wanted to take care of his mother (my gramma) who I loved dearly.....They lived just down the street from us so I was there alot..... After I was married MoMo would come to our house often and we would have alot of fun with him....Didn't do alot, just spent time together and that was nice.....Then one day MoMo had a heart attack and passed away..... I still remember all the good times we ahd together..and still miss him.........

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Camping Season

Officially Begins

Wendi Receives her Masters

Letter's to the Editor

Camping Season

Officially Begins

by Scott Boden

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Kelly, Ryanba, Robyn, Abby and I officially started camping season. The weather may have not been ideal, it may have been a little windy, but it was down right cold too! BUT! We were there. Not to be outdone by mother nature, and no, I am not challenging her to a contest or anything, but we enjoyed the fresh air as it went by at gusts up to 40 mph. The flames of the camp fire stayed mostly horizontal, but as you can see, we stayed at the fire just the same.

Mom and Dad stopped out and brought Jack along who just loves camping, running, chasing anything that will give him game, and soaking up the weather with a smile on his face. The next day however, he smelled like a fish worm, mud up to his ears, dripping with rain water, but still smiling. What a dog!

When I was asked why in the hell we went camping, I just replied that we didn’t get a camper to look at, we got one so we could use it! The thing has hot and cold running water, a crapper, shower, furnace and ac, oven, stove and microwave, a fridge with a freezer, stereo and a TV. Plus we have a spot to hook up another TV. So why not use it. It stayed nice and warm in there, cooked up some food, made some coffee and just enjoyed our home away from home. I found not a problem with that at all.

So if you need me on a weekend, I sure hope you have my cell number!

This camping thing is great. I can not understand why it has taken me so long to do this. Now I know why you don’t see Kelly in the camping season. It is because she is in a vacation mode, in a place where there are no life’s troubles, no worries, just a place of complete contentment. A place of enjoyment, not thinking about it, but doing it, minute by minute. And the second it is over, you start thinking about the next time you are going.

We made a list of things we need to take or pack up as we camped, and I am sure this will be a thing that will happen often for the first few times. My daughter told me that this wasn’t camping. She was referring to all the amenities our camper has. Somehow, I think she was trying to make me feel like I should be guilty about not roughing it as when she was a child and we camped in a tent. Although that was fun, and we had a blast, repeating those days is something I choose not to do again, and will gladly be the first to say, air and a TV is always a good thing!

Four days to go before we camp again!

Scott Boden

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Tragedy

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy". So the illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted Reverend Al. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room goes silent. No other children volunteered.

Reverend Al searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson and Sharpton, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

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The CLINTON LIBRARY

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Wendi Receives her Masters

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We are proud to announce Wendi has received her Masters degree in Education. She will now find employment as a teacher for K through 3rd grade.

Robyn is very proud that her daughter has always known that she wanted to be a teacher and all children just love her.

Wendi Renee Hord is one of my favorite people in the world. Congratulations Wendi! Oh My Mom says Congratulations too.

Good luck in finding the school of your choice to begin your career.

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To The Editor's Wife,

Why are some people Soooo lucky? Well, Robyn I guess your question could be answered as you look around the world through your rose colored glasses. There does appear to be those who are "lucky" and those who are "unlucky". But what would that say about our society if everyone's situations were simply attributed to luck? Some one who "almost" gets hit by a car is "lucky" because they didn't get hit, or are they "unlucky" because they almost got hit? Would you call a cancer survivor "lucky" for surviving cancer or "unlucky" for getting cancer in the first place? When someone wins a prize it is not because they were "lucky", it is because they decided to play the game and the game was ready to pay out to the next person who played. If we didn't decide to play the game, do you think the next person would have won? Yes. What if the next person to play was always "unlucky"? Would that one game instantly change their lives to "lucky"? Do you think we would have won if we sat in our room? Do you think someone would! have just brought us some spending money? I think luck is what you make of it and lately I have been "lucky" enough to be lucky, but that doesn't just happen. You must make your own luck by trying things and going places. Sounds like you should vote for Hillbillary or Obamaba if you hold that much trust in "LUCK". Go out and make some luck for yourself and quit wishing you were just lucky like ME. I am disappointed in you. Anyway your lucky enough to have the "Editor" and I am lucky enough have the Editor's sister....sooooo wouldn't that make us both "lucky"? Go play the lottery and use the UPC code from last night's wine bottle to get your numbers (trust me I AM lucky). Hope this answers your question, and be sure to look both ways before you cross the street. With Love Ryanba

Ryanba,

Seein's how you have dragged your foot across the ground and made a line in the sand, I will play dead, step back and watch. I am sure there will be more said about LUCK, and I want to see it and read about it! But I hope you still have some left, you might need it! Robyn, this letter is for you!

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HOW TO PASS THE TIME WHEN RETIRED

by Marie Boden

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop.
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."

He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, "Obama in '08 "
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

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Let's take a look

One of Life's Great Mystories

Smelly Mel

Letters To The Editor

Let's take a look

by Scott Boden

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Pepsi Cola has by far become the most popular soft drink in the world. Second to none, and Coke products coming in next.

I have e-mailed Pepsi to try to talk some sense into them about using glass bottles, bringing glass back into production. It is really the only thing left this company can do to give back to the world. Take a stand Pepsi Co. and deliver what we want!

We want a better Earth! This is what you need to do. You need to be the first to go back to putting your products back into glass. Do you realize that your bottled water sales alone using throw away plastic bottles is devastating to our globe.

I am not a tree hugger, and am SO not a liberal, but responsibility has to go to someone strong enough, smart enough and stylish enough to promote this into mega bucks, while taking complete responsibility of your waste, if you will, of your bottles.

I am not suggesting that you stop packaging the efficient productive way you are now, but add to that a promote-able, glass bottle, returnable and produce your product like it used to be.

All the while, promoting a better environment, creating jobs, in every state, and charging of course to be profitable. You could take the lead and teach America how to be responsible, environmentally safe and show good will. You will become another icon in our troubled waste production.

The Pepsi Co. can afford to do this. You have the money, the

people to create an efficient way to make all this affordable, and I will bet, this could be automated.

But mostly, Pepsi Co. we want our Pepsi in a glass bottle like it used to be! I want 12 once glass bottles and even if non returnable, like Bud Light Long Necks, the glass will still be recyclable as the plastic is now.

Now if you charged a deposit on ALL your products, then most will be returned for recycle. People will complain at first, but your product is like heating your home, you have to have it, and people will stay with you!

Putting Pepsi back into glass may cost a bit more, and you could charge a bit more and the people will pay a bit more to have it like it used to be! You have nothing to loose, and so much to gain.

I for one would be happy to head this project, organize and within six months or so, would prove to you the benefits of this campaign. You could even give the glass products a higher class symbol and that would set the course for the world.

So give it a try Pepsi Co. Bring the best of your product back, and put the world on the heals of a responsible, environmentally exclusive, Earth caring company.

Scott Boden

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Dear EO SMELLY MEL

oH DEAR i HAVE A PROBLEM...mY SISTER HAS SAID HOW BROKE SHE IS AND ALWAYS WANTS TO BORROW MONEY..i USED TO LEND HER MONEY ALL THE TIME BUT SHE NEVER GIVES IT BACK...sHE DOESN'T WORK, IS SINGLE AND WANTS EVERYTHING FOR FREE. i CAN;T LEND HER ANYMORE AND SHE MAKES ME FEEL GUILTY...WHAT CAN i DO SO i DON'T FEEL GUILTY?

PUSHOVER FROM tEXAS (Published as it was recieved)

Dear Pushover,

You obviously realize you are a "pushover"! I think it would be best to tell your sister that you can no longer help her out financially. All habits are hard to break or change. Her habit of asking you for money will soon dissipate with a result of no money. No one makes you feel guilty without your permission... so if you feel that she should earn her own way, tell her so and tell her NO and be strong. A free loader is a burden on the hardworking people in society. Put your foot down and tell her NO! (Then the government needs to do the same!)

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One of life’s greatest mysteries is why are some people so lucky? Everyone knows someone who just seems to have the Midas touch. I’m sure this is the reason for the commandment “Thou shalt not covet your neighbors’ blank, blank, blank”. Almost any noun will fit the blank. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor’ s Beamer, hot tub, brand new million dollar home, etc. etc. You get the picture. But how do they do it?

Let’s take Kelly and Ryanba for example. Not only do they get to go to Puerto Rico and get tan, but they plunk down twenty bucks and walk away with a HUGE, undisclosed payoff. I’m sure if Scott and I were able to

stowaway and arrive in Puerto Rico without ending up in jail, we would have already used up any piddling amount of luck allotted to us, so when we put a thousand dollars in the slots we would wind up with zilch, zippo, nada. Doesn’t sound too fair does it?

So am I jealous? You betcha. Do I want to sneak into Kelly’s house, say a couple of voodoo words, wave a stick of incense and steal her luck? You betcha. But, somehow it wouldn’t turn out like that. I would trip and fall, break my neck and end up a quadriplegic. The lucky star I was born under imploded and turned into a big, black cosmic hole years ago.

So tomorrow’s question of the day is: Why are some people soooo lucky? Let the editor know. And Kelly and Ryanba, I really want to hear your answer!

by Robyn Boden

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Have you made someone happy or made someone sad?

What have you done with the day that you had?

God gave it to you to do just as you would.

Did you do what was wicked or do what was good?

Did you hand out a smile or just give them a frown?

Did you lift someone up or push someone down?

Did you lighten some load or some progress impede?

Did you look for a rose or just gather weed?

What did you do with your beautiful day?

Gad gave it to you.

Did you throw it away?

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The Reverend Jesse Jackson was holding a press conference in the appliance department of a Sears store in Chicago. He was there to protest the fact that all the washing machines were white. So the clerk called the store manager, who asked, "What's the problem here, Reverend?" Jesse pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that all of them were white. The manager replied, "Well, Reverend, it's true that all the washing machines are white, but if you'll open the lids, you'll see that all the agitators are black."

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when we are playing a game or cards and constantly have to tell this person it's her turn.....

Anonymous

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My pet peeve is someone that thinks he knows more than anyone else....No matter what you say he will say he knows it better and if you've had an illness, he's had a bigger illness...and if you say someone done something, he's done it better and always has things better than you.....He must be a very unhappy person to have to brag all the time......

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pet peeve is someone thats rich and constantly says they're broke all the time and always tries to get something for nothing.....

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To The Editor:

I have been reading your newpaper for a few weeks now. I am not a family. I saw your link on My Space in a blog where people are talking about how your politics are one sided. I do not feel you are one sided and have watched people bash this website making statements like, this site will not publish letters to the editor if the editor does not agree with the writer.

I am a democrat. I sometimes do not agree with your humor and such, but I can not vote for Obama or Hillary either! I am only 17 to. Maybe I am becoming a republican. I read something on your site about capitalism, and for the first time, I have seen the good in that and have changed the way I look at things. The democrats vision for our future is scary to me.

If you print this letter, I will know this newspaper is open to anyone who writes in. Is there a rule that you have to be a family member to be able to write stuff or send stuff in now? I dont want to use my name because of other people you have had trouble with that were not family members and I don't want them to be mad at me.

I will graduate next year and want to go to college. My Mom says I should leave this website alone. (she's liberal) But she allowes me to be what I want, but my Dad hates this website and gets mad at me for logging on. Well thanks for a great website and will look forward to your answer.

CapitalT

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CapitalT,

I don't care if you write in, or an article, story or headline! I think that would be great! You may get responses from others that may or may not agree with you here. So if that is Ok with you, write on... Thanks for the nice remarks. Also, depending on when your birthday is, you still might be able to register and vote is the election. Check with your local school or political headquarters of your choice. They will do everything they can to get your vote!

Editor

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A Black Pastors View

The Nun in Hooters

Who is Barack Obama?

Smelly Mel

Letters To The Editor

A Black Pastors

View

By Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson

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Say a hurricane is about to destroy the city you live in.

Two questions: #1 What would you do?

#2 What would you do if you were black?

Sadly, the two questions don't have the same answer.
To the first: Most of us would take our families out of that city quickly to protect them from danger.

Then, able-bodied men would return to help others in need, as wives and others cared for children, elderly, infirm and the like. For better or worse, Hurricane Katrina has told us the answer to the second question.

If you're black and a hurricane is about to destroy your city, you'll probably wait for the government to save you. This was not always the case. Prior to 40 years ago, such a pathetic performance by the black community in a time of crisis would have been inconceivable. The first response would have come from black men. They would take care of their families, bring them to safety, and then help the rest of the community. Then local government would come in. No longer.

When 75 percent of New Orleans residents had left the city, it was primarily immoral, welfare-pampered blacks that stayed behind and waited for the government to bail them out. This, as we know, did not turn out good results. Enter Jesse Jackson and Louis Farrakhan. Jackson and Farrakhan laid blame on "racist" President Bush. Farrakhan actually proposed the idea that the government blew up a levee so as to kill blacks and save whites.

The two demanded massive governmental spending to rebuild New Orleans , above and beyond the federal government's proposed $60 billion. Not only that, these two were positioning themselves as the gatekeepers to supervise the dispersion of funds.

Perfect: Two of the most dishonest elite blacks in America , "overseeing" billions of dollars. I wonder where that money will end up. Of course, if these two were really serious about laying blame on government, they should blame the local one. Responsibility to perform legally and practically fell first on the mayor of New Orleans. We are now all familiar with Mayor Ray Nagin the black who likes to yell at President Bush for failing to do Nagin's job.

The facts, unfortunately, do not support Nagin's wailing. As the Washington Times puts it, "recent reports show [Nagin] failed to follow through on his own city's emergency-response plan, which acknowledged that thousands of the city's poorest residents would have no way to evacuate the city."

One wonders how there was "no way" for these people to evacuate the city. We have photographic evidence telling us otherwise. You've probably seen it by now the photo showing 2,000 parked school buses, unused and underwater. How much planning does it require to put people on a bus and leave town, Mayor Nagin? Instead of doing the obvious, Mayor Nagin (with no positive contribution from Gov. Kathleen Blanco, the other major leader vested with responsibility to address the hurricane disaster) loaded remaining new Orleans residents into the Superdome and the city's convention center.

We know how that plan turned out. About five years ago, in a debate before the National Association of Black Journalists, I stated that if whites were to just leave the United States and let blacks run the country, they would turn America into a ghetto within 10 years. The audience, shall we say, disagreed with me strongly. Now I have to disagree with me. I gave blacks too much credit. It took a mere three days for blacks to turn the Superdome and the convention center into ghettos, rampant with theft, rape and murder. President Bush is not to blame for the rampant immorality of blacks. Had New Orleans ' black community taken action, most would have been out of harm's way. But most were too lazy, immoral and trifling to do anything productive for themselves.

All Americans must tell blacks this truth. It was blacks' moral poverty not their material poverty that cost them dearly in New Orleans .

Farrakhan, Jackson, and other race hustlers are to be repudiated for they will only perpetuate this problem by stirring up hatred and applauding moral corruption. New Orleans , to the extent it is to be rebuilt, should be remade into a dependency-free, morally strong city where corruption is opposed and success is applauded.

Blacks are obligated to help themselves and not depend on the government to care for them.

We are all obligated to tell them so.

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Drafting Guys over 60:
by Marie Boden

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New Direction for the war on terrorists. "Send Prior Service Vets over 60 " I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.)

They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.

For starters:

Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry!" We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, "I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.

If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we like soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the Drill Sgt. now, "Get down and give me ... er ... one."

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.

Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.

If nothing else, put us on the border and we will have it secured the first night.

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Dear Smelly Mel

I have a terrible problem. It's my personality. I am so terribly shy and am sometimes afraid to go out in public. I find it difficult to meet and talk to people. Do you have any advice that will help me overcome my fears?

Backwards in Kentucky

Dear Backwards, The only advise I have for you is this link. I suggest you follow it!

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To The Editor:

My dear Samuel,

I have just read your "letters to the editor", and I must express my concerns. As a social worker employed in behavior management, please listen to what I am saying. This is not part of that "bull-crap Boden Blog". I believe I may know why you have had problems succeeding in your career. Your writings exhibit evidence of bi-polarism or at the extreme, in layman terms, a split personality. There is no racial etiology for this - I blame your teachers as these disorders become symptomatic in mid to late childhood. Do not be alarmed as it may not be too late to correct this. Medication and therapeutic counseling can help. Please do not write to that blog anymore - I do not want you to make another fool of yourself. Those people do not have compassion. Please write to me at scis2412@yahoo.com and I can help you. Elizabeth, MSW, LISW, LSW

Dear Elizabeth,

I post all Letters To The Editor, and here it is. I hope it helps Samuel as he appears troubled. Thanks for writing.

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The Nun in

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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'

'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!

She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'

'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled
nun.

'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?

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Who is Barack Obama?

by Marie Boden

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I have felt for sometime now that Obama is the one person that "Frightens Me". I believe the Bible has warned us that "A man will come from the East that will be charismatic in nature and have proposed solutions for all our problems and his rhetoric will attract will many supporters!"

When will our pathetic Nation quit turning their back on God and understand that this man is "A Muslim"....First, Last and always....and we are AT WAR with the Muslim Nation, whether our bleeding- heart, secular, Liberal friends believe it or not. This man fits every description f rom the Bible of the "Anti-Christ"!

I'm just glad to know that there are others that are frightened by this man!

Semper Fidelis, Chuck

"Saepius Exertus, Semper Fidelis, Frater Infinitas" "Often Tested, Always Faithful, Brothers Forever" - United StatesMarines -

Who is Barack Obama?

Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice.

If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it.

Who is Barack Obama?

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from

Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita , Kansas.

Obama's parents met at the Universityof Hawaii.

When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.

When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school.

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school."

Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that he is not a radical.

Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran.

Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential candidacy.

The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level - through the President of the United States, one of their own!

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BOB AND THE BLONDE

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

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They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46 .64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.

She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back. Same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one- get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free"
She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one
of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked Up at the
sky and said, "Where"?

They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
c enter was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount

They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked Him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

They Walk Among Us!,

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The Tin Duck

With hunger in the air the three decided to go there

The Tin Duck

They walked in the door and was told it may be 10/20 minutes or more

This was news that did not please they were hungry,maybe they needed to leave

The Tin Duck

No sooner thought than a waitress arrived and to a table they were brought

Sounds were drowned in the noisy surrounds

To give their orders they had to yell while vocals abound

The Tin Duck

The pork shanks were professed to fall off the bones

They were so tough that all they could do was moan and groan

The glazed green beans were limp and burnt

The three were in shock

What was it they had bought

The Tin Duck

The beans were returned

The burgers were good however one was cooked more than it should

The waitress did not care what they thought of their fare

The Tin Duck

The three walked out the door and looked at each other and said,

"No more"

The Tin Duck

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Did he steal again? Muslim Mentality

So, America Wants Change?

Smelly Mel

Did he steal again? Muslim Mentality!!
submitted by Marie Boden

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An 8 year old boy was caught in a market for stealing bread! In the name of Islam he is being punished, his arm will be crushed by a car. He will loose forever the possibility of using his arm again.

Is this a religion of peace and love?

No religion can ever justify such a hideous crime ...
THIS IS OBAMA'S TEACHINGS

Editor's note: In the first picture, the guy that holds the childs arm is on a microphone, using this child as an example. What a man!

Please comment on this story. It pisses me off! Write in and give your thoughts!

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My pet peeve is when it snows and I have worked forever shoveling snow and when I'm finally done the city snow plow comes through and fills in the driveway again....

Poppy

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People who don't use their turn signal..

Robyn

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My pet peeve is waiting in line in a grocery store.....When there's 32 registers and only 3 people working and the store is crowded, you wait and wait to get your groceries and go home and after waiting forever , when its about your turn the cashier goes on break.....

Mom

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My Pet Peeve, Sentences that run on, people who don't take the time to use a capital, or at least some form of puncuation, or putting a > after everything they type, like that makes the sentence better somehow! But mostly, OBAMA, and the fact that he is allowed to run for president in this country!

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Dear Smelly Mel

I have a problem....I saw a lady walking down the street and she kicked a dog because he was in her way. I ask her what was the matter with her and she said mind your own business. That did it..I hit her up side the head and she called police and now I have to go to court....Now she acts like she's a sweet and innocent woman and I was just hateful...what should I do?

There are many pro-animal organizations that can help you out on this. There are thousands of people who believe that cruelty to animals is just wrong. I would suggest you start by contacting www.stopanimalcruelty.com or www.paws.org, animal rights organizations and ask them to picket the court house and for each to bring a friend. Hitting the woman up side the head was probably not the smartest thing to do, but you get those animal lovers to back you up and the courts will notice that you love dogs and this bruised woman is a schmuck!

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Dear Smelly Mel

My husband has been running around with a chinese woman..He doesn't know that I know....What should I do?

I think you should play a game with him. Make it fun. Start serving all meals with chopsticks. Everything you serve should be accompanied with rice. Go as far as buying a Cheongsam (a traditional Chinese dress) put it in the closet then question him about it. Learn a Chinese word a day and use it on him when he gets home from work. You get the picture! It won’t take long for him to be driven to enough guilt to just come clean. Then it’s up to you. If he wants to spend time with Hei Nue Whank there is not much you can do about it, but you might as well have some fun in the meantime.

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Dear Smelly Mel

My wife is the worst housekeeper on this planet....She buys and buys at the store, brings the bags home and just piles them in the living room....It's gotten so bad that now all the rooms are filled with bags of stuff she bought...There must be 500 bags piled everywhere and theres no where to sit and eat or watch TV.....She must be going crazy....What can I do to make her stop buying and piling up?

I think your wife should have all of her credit cards taken and canceled and she should have to give most of the stuff to charity or have a garage sale. Tie her up outside at the cash table of your sale and sell everything at a huge discount while she watches. After it’s all over, show her what the furniture and floors, etc. look like. Have dinner at the table and watch a little TV… as her reward.

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Dear Smelly Mel

I came home from work early yesterday and there was a strange car in our driveway. I walked in our house and my wife was in our bedroom. I tried to open the door and it was locked. She started yelling at me and was angry that I was home early, and said I needed to go to the grocery and get milk. I still don’t know what I did wrong or why she was so mad at me, but when I got back from the grocery, that car was gone. When I ask her who that car belonged to, she didn’t know what I was talking about. I am I going crazy? My wife seems angry all the time. I never can do anything right anymore and she never wants to have sex. She said she wouldn’t touch me with a ten foot pole. I don’t understand what is wrong with her. What can I do for her? Please Help!

Bruised by ten foot pole 2 times

Dear Bruised,

It sounds like you may be losing your mind. When you come home and think you see a mystery car in the driveway, that’s a little wacko, don’t you think? Especially if she is just in the bedroom with the door locked. You have a work schedule that she expects you to stick to. Coming in and out of the house at random times is just wrong. That’s probably why she doesn’t want to have sex with you. You’re too unpredictable.

Give your wife a little privacy during the day and things will get better for her. Perhaps you could work a little late with the secretary or a female colleague and give your wife more quality time in the bedroom. There are ways to solve these types of problems, but you have to be imaginative about it. When you get home at 10:00 PM, tell your wife she must be going crazy, since it’s only 5:00… get the drift? It takes two to make a marriage fall apart and you are just not pulling your weight here.

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Dear Smelly Mel

I work 8 hours a day and when I get home, my wife is taking a nap. When I sit down to watch TV, I want a beer. So I wake her up! Well, lately she has been bringing my beer to me with out opening it! She told me her feet hurts from chasing our twins, 3 year old boys and asked me If I would help around the house, maybe do the dishes. I don’t know what that has to do with not opening my beer, but I told her I work all day and this was her job, and besides her feet are smaller than mine so she would be able to stand closer to the sink. Our house is always a mess and she don’t spend any time with me and my friends at the bar any more! What’s her problem?

The man of the house

Dear Man of the house,

You should have your beer replace with some type of poison. You are evil and should be destroyed. Count your blessing that your wife hasn’t realized this yet. Get off the couch, do some dishes, get your wife a beer and rub her tired feet or someday she will realize that you should be eliminated or that she should move out while you are at work. This is an emergency, take action now or you could die.

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From the Editor:

Ryanba's story really tells what Obama is about. What I don't understand, is how in the hell the world the USA and people who support him for Christ's sake, cannot see this. Is it that no one really cares anymore or is everyone so caught up in their own life and believes there is nothing they can do and it don't matter any more?

What is wrong with America? An 8 year old boy gets his arm run over by a car for a punishment, because he was hungry and took a loaf of bread. For 99 cents worth of goods! And you left wing pieces of shit don't think we need to be there? We need to stomp this government, take over and call it ours!

Obama will destroy what is left of America. I suggest that everyone get a hand gun, get the permits, carry it with you everywhere because if Obama wins, we will need weapons to cross the street!

Lets take back America, it will be a war! So lets get prepared!

Editor

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Three Little Pigs

submitted by Brenda

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter

approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,
"But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

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Real American FACTS

Robyn for President

Let's tell 'em all we've had enough.'

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Real American

FACTS

by Ryanba

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Open their eyes to the real American FACTS !!

The Department of Justice reports that approximately 8,000 blacks were murdered in the United States in 2005. In one year, that's exactly double the total number of American military deaths during the entire five years of the war in Iraq; in one year, that's 10 times the average number of American military deaths per year since the start of the war.

A recent study by the Bureau of Justice Statistics at the Department of Justice shows that blacks committed murders in 2005 at a rate seven times higher than whites. The vast majority of those 8,000 black murders in 2005 were intraracial -- black victims being killed by other blacks. Similarly, Justice Department statistics covering the years 1976 through 2005 show that 94 percent of black murder victims were killed by blacks, and 86 percent of white murder victims were killed by whites. Conversely, in inter-racial terms, 6 percent of black murder victims during those years were killed by non-blacks while 14 percent of white murder victims were killed by non-whites.

For 1976 through 2005, the Justice Department reports that blacks, 12 percent of the U.S. population, committed 52 percent of the nation's murders and were 47 percent of all murder victims. Until I heard the racist and anti-American tirades of Barack Obama's pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, it hadn't occurred to me that the murderous fires in the black community were being stoked from the pulpits inside black churches.

I wonder if it's ever occurred to Obama and Wright that it probably doesn't help young people in the black community when they're told that their country hates them, that the U.S. government gave them drugs and AIDS, and that jail and genocide are the officially-sanctioned plan for them.

"The government gives them drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing 'God Bless America,'" shouted Wright at his congregation. "No, no, no. God damn America. That's in the Bible, for killing innocent people. God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme."

I wonder if Obama ever considered the negative impact on young blacks from listening to these hateful and anti-white tirades. It's not as if Obama is blind to the influence of hate speech. When

Don Imus made one careless remark about black female athletes, Obama was among the first to call for his firing. Fines and a temporary suspension weren't enough. Obama said he wanted Imus silenced so that his young daughters never had to hear such language. Does Obama think it's good for his daughters and the black community when black leaders increase the black community's level of anger, defeatism, paranoia, cynicism, negativity and pessimism? Does he think it's good to jack up the level of the resentment and racism in a community that's already overdosed on rage and victimhood?

"Recent statistics show that more than three times as many black people live in prison cells as in college dorms," reports the Lincoln Institute for Research and Education. "One in every 10 black men between the ages of 25 and 29 is in prison."

On top of being murdered, blacks are also "more likely than any other group to be victims of serious violent crime," reports the Justice Department, which is defined as "rape, other sexual assaults, robbery or aggravated assault."

And we need more ranting and raving, more boiling with rage? Does Obama think it improves matters when black leaders tell blacks that they're poor, sick, jailed or hooked on drugs because of a government plot? Does it help to fix things if the choir is singing "The devil made me do it," the white devil? "The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color,"

Rev. Wright preaches to his congregation. In America, he asserted, "no black woman can ever be considered for anything outside what she can give with her body." The United States is "the number-one killer in the world," preached Wright, the "U.S. of K.K.K. A," a nation that only maintains its standard of living "by making sure that Third World people live in grinding poverty."

For 20 years, Barack Obama drank the aforementioned Kool-Aid, never seeing the problem.

That makes him a problem.

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Global Warming is a Farce, a Ploy

By Christina Prater

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Did you hear about 485,000 homes that collapsed from heavey snow, and the weight was to much?

Did you hear about any place or country having a record cold over the past few years closer to the last century?

How about the 178,000 people and motor vehicles stranded on more than 7,500,00 miles of highway, do to snow, ice and extreme weather. Picture that milage guys. Thats more miles then east to west U.S. plus some. Picture being stuck somewhere in'between and it being so cold you have to survive that.

What would you think about if you heard that 190,000 head of cattle died from the extreme cold weather snow, ice?

There is a place this has all happened too, they have also lost one tenth of their forests to the weather in the past 90 days.

This has happened to a continent just this year, its the worst weather in the

past 90 years. I know that I have not heard about it on the news. Someone was talking about it so I had to look it up and check it out and this is what I found. It is a fact.

The liberals don't want this out in the open, they are campaigning so hard for global warming that they don't want to be showed up, to many people are buying into it. It would ruin their agenda mostly the money making thats going on. Wake up America!!!!! Global warming is such a farce. The only thing America needs to do is clean up the air. The climate is the climate and cycles will happen, has anyone noticed just how cold and how much more snow America has had this winter itself? Where is all that global warming? Prove it!!! Don't fall for what they say check out the proof.

I researched this information from various Asia and China websights. It is all true. My notes from various articals of research. Where is this news in America? Surely not on TV. Top Secret information!!!!!!!

By Christina Prater

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Roast beef and roast beef subs are a specialty to very few Ohio restaurants. Making your OWN Roast beef is easier, cheaper and tastes better than anything you will get by going out or buying pre-made.

Season your beef with some steak seasoning, crushed garlic, salt pepper and my secret steak sauce.

Preheat your oven to 500 degrees. Bake at 6 or 7 min per pound then shut your oven off. Leave in oven and DO NOT open the door for 4 hours or so. You want it to stay in oven until beef cools off, oven cools off so beef will be ready to slice.

As meat cools, it becomes solidified, firm, and won't fall apart! Then slice!

Building a sub of course is your own preference. I used some fresh Italian bread, sliced down the middle.

I used Mozz cheese, tomato and green onions chopped up.

Lightly baked tomato beats Ketchup!

Top off with a little more cheese, wrap in foil and bake at 350 for 30 minutes.

Cut into manageable pieces serve with some fresh veggies and a cold beer!

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My pet peeve is I can't stand someone that doesn't listen to what your saying and turns right around and asks you what you just told them.....

Marie Boden

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ONE of my Pet Peaves is having someone elses DOG shit on my floor. Guess WHO ?

Ryanba

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Read Laurie's pet Peeve about phones,,,,I can't stand calling someone and the first thing you hear is "Press one for english" That is so absurd....This is America.....I'd like to press one into someone's rear end.....

Marie Boden

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You know what really bothers me here in my home town, Oklahoma People! Yes you read this right. OKIE People. When you are driving behind them and try to get around them. You would think these people think they are the only ones on God's green earth. You blow your horn. They don't care. They act deaf. You try to go around, they go toward the center so you have to wait, then you see one chance to go, facing you is the traffic, so you wait, then you finally get a chance you hurry up to 5 miles an hour knowing you will pass them in a heap of dust at that speed. You face a cotton pickin, cotton picker, yes that is what it really is, it takes the entire road like the combines in Ohio, so you are stuck behind these speed demons, you know, the ones who don't want to wear out their tires or use any gas. Jeees who isn't on a budget? They are the ones who think you don't exist. Well then you figure, they are going so slow I will just bump them and they will get over. So then it happens you bump them and instead of getting off to the edge, they hit their brake, boom, you would never guess what happens next. You both stop, you get out and this tiny old lady with a brick in her purse, well you hope its a brick and not a gun, knowing this lady, it could be either depends on if its shopping trip or going to church. Anyway she, runs toward you faster then she was driving. (How can she do that?) It leaves you speechless. She yells at you using words bigger than she is, in a language that I wasn't sure if it was English, and about now I was sure she wasn't going to church for sure. You fear for your life with that thought that its not the brick she is holding. Then she says. "You had to slow me down, I was in a big hurry." (Now its my fault she is going to be late!!!!!!!. You find yourself saying sorry ma'am there is no damage to your car I will be more careful. How could I get out of that one. Lord help me. But still a constant aggravation around here. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr okies Thank God it was an illegal alien and she didn't want the cops involved.

Christina Prater

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Let's tell 'em all we've

had enough.'

submitted by Bill Boden

This makes sense , I don't care what political party you might
be for.....the two party system ???????????Remember Lee Iacocca, the man who rescued Chrysler Corporation from it's death throes? He has a new book, and here are some excerpts.

Lee Iacocca Says:

'Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, 'Stay the course'

Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America ,not the damned Titanic'. I'll give you a sound bite: 'Throw all the bums out!'

You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize this country anymore.

The most famous business leaders are not the innovators but the guys in handcuffs. While we're fiddling in Iraq , the Middle East is burning and nobody seems to know what to do. And the press is waving 'pom! -poms' instead of asking hard questions. That's not the promise of the 'America ' my parents and yours traveled across the ocean for. I've had enough. How about you?

I'll go a step further. You can't call yourself a patriot if you're not outraged. This is a fight I'm ready and willing to have.

The Biggest 'C' is Crisis !

Leaders are made, not born. Leadership is forged in times of crisis. It's easy to sit there with your feet up on the desk and talk theory. Or send someone else's kids off to war when you've never seen a battlefield yourself It's another thing to lead when your world comes tumbling down.

On September 11, 2001, we needed a strong leader more than any other time in our history. We needed a steady hand to guide us out of the ashes. A Hell of a Mess So here's where we stand. We're immersed in a bloody war with no plan for winning and no plan for leaving. We're running the biggest deficit in the history of the country. We're losing the manufacturing edge to Asia, while our once-great companies are getting slaughtered by health care costs. Gas prices are skyrocketing, and nobody in power has a coherent energy policy. Our schools are in trouble. Our borders are like sieves. The middle class is being squeezed every which way These are times that cry out for leadership.

But when you look around, you've got to ask: 'Where have all the leaders gone?' Where are the curious, creative communicators? Where are the

people of character, courage, conviction, omnipotence, and common sense? I may be a sucker for alliteration, but I think you get the point.

Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo? We've spent billions of dollars building a huge new bureaucracy, and all we know how to do is react to things that have already happened.

Name me one leader who emerged from the crisis of Hurricane Katrina. Congress has yet to spend a single day evaluating the response to the hurricane, or demanding accountability for the decisions that were made in the crucial hours after the storm.

Everyone's hunkering down, fingers crossed, hoping it doesn't happen again. Now, that's just crazy. Storms happen. Deal with it. Make a plan. Figure out what you're going to do the next time.

Name me an industry leader who is thinking creatively about how we can restore our competitive edge in manufacturing. Who would have believed that there could ever be a time when 'The Big Three' referred to Japanese car companies? How did this happen, and more important, what are we going to do about it?

Name me a government leader who can articulate a plan for paying down the debt, or solving the energy crisis, or managing the health care problem. The silence is deafening. But these are the crises that are eating away at our country and milking the middle class dry.

I have news for the gang in Congress. We didn't elect you to sit on your asses and do nothing and remain silent while our democracy is being hijacked and our greatness is being replaced with mediocrity. What is everybody so afraid of? That some bonehead on Fox News will call them a name? Give me a break. Why don't you guys show some spine for a change?

Had Enough?

Hey, I'm not trying to be the voice of gloom and doom here. I'm trying to light a fire. I'm speaking out because I have hope I believe in America . In my lifetime I've had the privilege of living through some of America's greatest moments. I've also experienced some of our worst crises: the 'Great Depression', 'World War II', the 'Korean War', the 'Kennedy Assassination', the 'Vietnam War', the 1970s oil crisis, and the struggles of recent years culminating with 9/11. If I've learned one thing, it's this:

'You don't get anywhere by standing on the sidelines waiting for somebody else to take action. Whether it's building a better car or building a better future for our children, we all have a role to play. That's the challenge Im raising in this book. It's a call to 'Action' for people who, like me, believe in America . It's not too late, but it's getting pretty close. So let's shake off the crap and go to work. Let's tell 'em all we've had enough.'

submitted by Bill Boden

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To The Editor

To Robyn, You see, even you see discrimination with race and gender. You have seen it with the white women. You see me and you, we think alike. You were held down because you were a white woman and I was held down because I was black. But you are as inappropriately confused as you call me a racist. You should call yourself a racist because you’re a white women. You don’t understand what it means to grow up in a black neighborhood. You think you have it bad being a white woman, you have no idea. The white man rules this country and that has to change. You think I have hidden for the last fifteen years, I was saving my job. You so called white women were taking over. So don’t tell me you have it bad, I had to sit there and watch you white women take over something that I had worked for ten years to take over because I knew how to do it right. All you could do was complain to management that the workers couldn’t do it right. Regarding Obama’s saintly Reverend Wright, he is my pastor and I love him so, How dare you disregard someone that is so loving and caring for the black community that you think he is the devil? You know as well as I do that there’s discrimination, whether it be black and white or man and woman. You know, you have experienced it. That’s why my reverend damns’ America because we are reaping what we sow. We have cursed the black man and the women of our society and made them less than equal. It’s time to join together and put the white man in his place. We need to stand up for change and make this country what it was meant to be. We shouldn’t step aside any longer, we should stand up together as one and repair this country. We shouldn’t have to wait 15 years at a job to be recognized, we should be treated as we deserve when we get there. That’s what it’s about. My reverend is all about equal rights and it’s time to take a stand against discriminantion. It’s time to make the white man pay for what he has done. Stand up with me and make a change, change for the future. We can do it, everything the white man has said to us is wrong, we can change. We are the future, we stand for liberty and Justice, we are the true heirs of this land and it’s time we fight for it. God bless you and what you’re going through. Together well make a stand.

Sincerely, Samuel Ruth

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Samuel,

Oh Boy, I love it! You and Robyn leading the black oppressed down Pennsylvania Ave, holding up signs, singing spiritual chain gang songs, walking in rhythm, maybe doing a cadence chant between the verses. Rev Wright in a chair held up by 12 black men wearing torn up un even trousers, no shirts and barefoot! What a sight that would be, farfetched like your letter. I will leave Robyn speak for herself.

Editor.

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